Tuesday, 22 January 2019

Something never seen or mentioned before

Someone, I forgot who, sorry, asked for "Something never seen or mentioned before".

So I have to come up with the whole thing right now, with no prep, and it can't be something I've thought of before?


Ok, this is what you get;


THE MUSIC OF MUTE

A world where time and moment are defined by song. Where light and space are like music and music is audible physics. The sun rises to a single note. The stars are distant cold harmony. The song of evening pales the world.

Reality can shift like music, but it cannot be discordant to itself. (Except Monsters, they are discordant, they are bad notes.)

The note of the sun allows the existence of the beats and rhythms of the material world.

Nothing on Mute can make a sound, it would interrupt the Music. As if living things could re-program the cosmos at a basic level. Maybe Wizards sing, or speak.

Material things fade in as the note of dawn grows louder. Not every material thing is described by its own motif, or even note, but the substance of things must be in harmony with the everpresent song. If the music is low, soft and sad, that might be fog, a still sea, a drooping forest, but it couldn't be a raging fire, supergothic mountains or a crashing waterfall.

The music is never in counterpoint to the world - it is Reality.

Perceived realities must cohere. Sophonts leave snail-trails of perceived reality behind them.
So as a whole its more like a 'real world' than you would suppose. Mutual interacting triangulations of sense produce a reasonably solid consensus wherever sophonts gather. When they are off on their own, and they meet each other, realities merge.

Listening well is a meaningful skill. Those who can perceive and predict the deep structures of the music of Mute have a kind of reality meta-sense. They can make very very strong and very accurate guesses about when and how they qualities of the world can change

Sense a rising theme

"To know the song, the ears and the earth, this is wisdom" - philosophers might sign to each other.

Meaning you have to understand the music, understand how others (and yourself) will perceive the music, and understand the realities as they exist.

Differing kinds of expertise in listening depend on the time signature of familiarity. Someone good at note-to-note tonality might be a great duellist, fighter, gambler or dancer.  Someone good at the medium range might be a great explorer, sailor, trader, climber or worker in a complex environment. Someone good at very deep and very long structural changes might be a great general, philosopher, engineer of megastructures, prophet or cultural guide.

Movement is music and language on Mute. Writing is frozen movement. Musical script is silence and magic. The construction of instruments is high science - like Hadron Collider scale stuff and they can only make maybe one note with great difficulty.

Underground is like a static hiss but touching or feeling things reveals music hidden in the static. So does digging your hand into fresh soil.

Concentrating on something others can't sense is like hearing one conversation in a crowd, or one theme hidden in deep music - it was always there but you couldn't 'hear' it until now.

Is there divergent evolution on Mute?

I would have to say no as the revisions would push the world out of anything easily conceived of. So this is more a fairytale world with different rules but mysteriously similar forms and structures.

But it would be fun to do the full Arnold K version with alternative evolution and entirely different forms - super-display creatures, semaphore giraffe’s and hundred-handed men.

Thursday, 17 January 2019

A Review of the Gloomspite Gitz Battletome for Age of Sigmar

(I haven’t forgotten about that list of things I would do for December, I will still do them. But I was reading this and wanted to talk about it.)




Haven't played AoS, have read the 2nd edition book and a handful of other things so that is my only real point of comparison, as well as stuff I have randomly run into online.

Anyway, far from an expert appraisal.

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The cover is fun, but not exceptional.

Games Workshop - credit your artists.

Printed end papers have a moody B&W version of an interior piece.

The title page before the contents has one of the best art pieces in the book and whoever did this is fucking amazing. I think they also did the marginalia inside, which is also great.

I'm keeping this small so I don't get sued, but its very good.


So this is an army with a bunch of not-that related factions and races in it;

"Well might their enemies wonder what could unite such anarchic beings into an army capable of conquest and slaughter on a grand scale. For the answer, one need only look to the darkest corner of the heavens."

That darkest corner being the Games Workshop Project Development Meeting Room;

A - "We need to re-do Night Goblins for AoS."

B - "Yeah! Fanatics! Mushrooms! Hoods!"

A - "Oh and we need to re-do those spider riding goblins at the same time."

B - "Ehhhh, they don't sell enough to be worth it."

A - "Yeah but I still kinda like them though, even though the models are old. Plus we need to keep selling the Arachnorok."

B - "Shall we just lump them in together?"

It's not really quite that bad. They are following a MOON. And most of you will know I am a terminal lunaphile. Most of the models do end up with aesthetic and perceptual unity but the Spiderfang Grots are a little bit of a red-headed stepchild in this book. They tend to creep in at the end when everything else has been considered.

Ok onto the interior.




THE WRITING

- Necroquake is still a terrible word.

Here are some words and phrases I did actually like;

- "Danksome destruction"

- "Heralds of the Everdank"

- "To the Gloomspite hordes, the realms will only be returned to their proper state when the Bad Moon waxes fat on high, and all the lands lie draped in pale shadow beneath it...."

- "Grots seized by the Gloomspite feel their minds spinning with mean-spirited schemes and ambitions of 'teachin' da surface gitz a lesson'. Shadows crawl and churn around them like teeming insects, and strange fungi sprout spontaneously before spewing hallucinogenic spores." - This is almost literally my D&D players, and player characters. And me.

- "Loonstone, madrock, loonystone and badstone."

- "Of course such charms nearly always backfire; the bearer is forever thinking devious thoughts of their own, leading to their loonstone pendants glowing constantly and driving them into the depths of frantic paranoia." - Also my D&D players. And me.

- "The Evercrawl"

- "Trog Holes"

- "Skrappa Spill"

- "Glowey Morkeyes"

- "Gangle-legged git grabbers"

- "Boingob - Godbeast father of Squigs"

- "Loontales"

- A sub-heading on 'Bottlethieves' about the mass theft of alembics.

- "Unstoppable Idiocy"

- "Loonwar" (about two moons fighting in the sky)

- "Driven to sate their hedonistic desires, the Slannesh worshippers fall upon the mushrooms and are plunged into a state of psychedelic bliss. Yet as the Bad moon rises over the vale, their euphoria turns to nightmares."

- "The Badsnatchers"

- "The Coast of Dullards"

- "The Infamous Overbounder"

- "Sneaky Snufflers"

I like both the prose and conceptualising in this a lot more than in most of the other AoS stuff I have read. There could be a few reasons for that.

Gobbos are allowed to be a little bit silly and throughout the book there is just the slightest edge of it almost making fun of the more serious aspects of the setting. The "Everdank" being one. This works because it fits the mindset of the Grots, it probably wouldn't work the same way for a more 'serious' race.

The Edge of Ridiculousness, or just growing familiarity and ability with the form they have chosen, allows the UNCREDITED writer(s?) to combine standard, rather starchy (and to me, rather meat and potatoes; 'Necroquake', 'FyreSlayers') Age of Trademark language in a way that opens up some of the more interesting phonetic possibilities producing this sense of rather fecund liveliness and mania which feels more like Lewis Carrol rather than the home of the Stormcast Eternals.

It might just be that they got better at it, or put better people on this one. Or maybe all the AoS battletomes are this good, I haven't read them.



THE ARTWORK

There are two great kinds of art in this, the marginalia and the miniature photography.

Hopefully I won't get sued, I will try to keep images small to give you the general idea;

The main marginalia is this lovely dual pair of fungal pillars with smiling and frowning Bad Moon faces.




It shifts to more sparse margins for the highly referenced pages, but all the little details and elements are still lovely and very well done.

There are also many lively little fragments and drop-ins of art and text which work well, more on those below.



The mini photography alone is a multi-stage art;

> Conceptualising and designing and producing minis.
> Painting the minis by the worlds best mini painters.
> Arranging them in dioramas.
> Photographing this in a professional cinematic style.



So thousands upon thousands of hours of different kinds of talent have gone into each of these battle or display photos. You could write a book about each of these just individually and here they are being carried off together to a level as high as its ever been.

(None of these are credited.)

The 'art' art, the stuff you would consider the 'primary' art, like the two page spreads and the portraits of things represented by the minis in the imagined world, are consistently ok. This is definitely something a skilled person worked on and completed on schedule.

Pages 6 - 7 Squigs fight Stormcast.



Look, any time Squigs fight anything its mildly funny. It can't not be funny. They make any image better. Just the idea of a lightning powered superhero chaos basher being bitten in half by a fucking tooth fungus meatball thing is fucking great.

Again, squigs make everything good;





THE LAYOUT

The fundamental skeleton is the same basic competence as usual (generally better than RPG design or more utility at least, but perhaps also facing less complex challenges)

GW haven't taken any giant leaps conceptually but they do deserve recognition for bringing those elements to the best possible quality and using them in the best possible way given the pre-existing format

Marginalia - magnificent and employed with correct intensity relative to page contents.

Drop-in fragments - colourful, fun and appropriate in a meta-context - the Gitz culture is meant to have a bricolage of life and lively fungification and wiggly things crawling up everywhere, its meant to feel a little dirty.

These are also charming pieces of world-building.


Digital cruft - this is kept under control, and, as with the fungal drop-ins, appropriate to the context of the piece. It's meant to feel a little dirty.

A little example of the page-dirt. Unlike 90 % of books where this is used, here it feels alrgiht.

It's also dialled back on the reference pages so they keep that Tufte-ian clarity.

B&W fade-ins - not sure what to think about these, they are... not terrible? They do not make me want to kill or murder anyone and they seem a reasonable solution to the problem of referability in the rules and stat based  pages.



The balance of 'noise' relating to the referability of pages is good and well thought through, the less often you will need to read something in play, the more page noise there is, the more often you need to read it, the noise is brought down to a minimum and just provides visual texture, but is still well employed when it exists.




THE MINIATURES

Really beautiful and look exactly like something from a dark childhood story. (Said that above, still true.)

The modern aesthetic is very slightly overpowered for my 90's tastes, with always a little too much detail.  It's animated, ridiculous, fun. If you measure only by *skill*, new mangler squigs and squig herds (I was imagining a squig-only army, now possible for the fist time)  are probably better. They have gained something but also lost something.

Too much in-form animation? They are more like frozen images now. The island of time each figure occupies is narrower. Compare the feel of main troops to new models. Old models seem 'boring' in some ways but *still*, *repeatable*, not busy or visually morphologically frantic. There to receive meaning, not impose it. They feel more general, less specific.

If re-done today, they would be full of individual energy and specific locked stances and lots of fun bits, but also busy, striking, frantic, anxious. A Hollywood producer feel, or social medial feel or marvel-movie whedoning feel. We cannot leave the audience to have their own emotions/responses - that is not what they are paying for. They have to be prodded - "see, it's a *GOBLIN*".

I'm being a little harsh on the models and that's probably because I am an old man with old tastes. They are works of art and very beautiful. I actually bought minis based on this book, which rarely happens.



A Note on Diorama photography

Diorama photography is the primary artistic vector of the book and communication of the model as action portrait is the main way they are perceived.

NOT as playing pieces, tessellated forms or 'toys' meant to be grasped. Even the smallest models form and generate their own highly particular world around them.



A Note on Morphic Tessellation

Models used to be played with in ranks. Some were designed with repeating and interlocking patterns that show up in a particular way in a block of troops. In particular what come to mind is the Witch Elves with their flow of hair and dynamic dancing bodies, and the Chaos warriors and the repeated 'negative' spaces on their shields in ranks (these especially look like they still want to be in ranks).

This is not as prevalent in grots but the main line troops still use the old sculpts. It would show up harder with the spear-carrying grots as they looked cool in  block but as more jumbled individuals would look odd. But they are on the cellar-relative list, still on the army list but made to stay out of the group photos, or kept at the back with spider-riders, loonboss in a squig and fellwater troggoths. Maybe because GW thinks the models don't quite work, or maybe to emphasise the New Hotness?

There is a kind of war of silence or hunger for stillness between millennial models and gen x models. When you see them together, they are living in very-slightly different aesthetics of time and sensation.

In modern GW, characters have stillness allowed to them, they are allowed to be perceived as if moving slowly or not at all, but the commoner models aren't allowed that as much I think. The masses must be seen to move.



THE RULES

Not an expert. Never played it. Seems exactly as complex as before, just in a different way.

I have the nagging feeling, common with modern GW rulsets that I am missing something in an unbought book, or generals handbook somewhere, that everyone else knows about.

It looks like a proper bitch to put together what I would consider a 'normal' game. In the old days, if it was in the book you could run it. Now there are grand alliances, keyword cultures, allies, battalions which you pay points for. I only read through the rules a long time ago - but it seems that the complexity has been displaced onto a series of command or bonus bubbles.

From this it feels like the game would be mostly about finding ways to intelligently stack relatively minor but compiling bonuses of just different enough quality that you can use them together but similar enough that they can work together to a particular goal.

The stats themselves are relatively simple but the escalating conditional special rules seem like they would be mind-wrecking and seems like the divide between medium and good players would be mastery of this capacious, point-based and ever-evolving meta-currency and para-economy of mild rules alterations.

I don't like the idea of this.

I haven't played it though so I don't really know.



THOUGHTS

CREDIT YOUR FUCKING CREATORS

- Writers
- Rules Writers
- Model Designers
- Model Painters
- Photographers
- Diorama People
- Scenery Builders
- Whoever else

I realise this is a group effort, but so are films and computer games and they fucking manage it.


Cut lose your artists for the big scenes and mini-character shots. I mean, cut them loose as in allow them more freedom, not fire them.

You really don't need a 'house style' for this as the minis, rules, layouts, margins and everything else provides it. Maybe change the management structure around the from "Ok, who's getting the Gargant picture" to "Ok, who has any freaky image ideas for stuff from the Gloomspite battletome."

Also a laxening of the 'house style' means you could include images from your substantial library, may of which are very good.

Since these pictures are not the primary way people relate to the minis, you can relax the informational stranglehold and do stranger stuff and hopefully get better art.

Otherwise, well done.

This isn't High Art like Realms of Chaos, but its a respectable and worthwhile piece of industrial art. No-one involved with this should feel ashamed of themselves and if that sounds like mild praise then remember how much I fucking hate corporations and look at my shit personality matrix, I hate everything.




And Credit Your Creators.



MINOR PARACOSM WORRIES

There have top be some awkward discussions between Chaos dudes who are smashing stuff for Deep Spiritual Reasons and Green dudes who are smashing stuff to smash stuff.

Chaos is Evilll, and also Random.

The Bad Moon is Random, but also evil.

I'm imagining complex exchanges between Sigmars buff sorcerers in the magic gymnasium;

"The Bad Moon! It's actions are completely chaotic!"

"Wait, do you mean spiritually entropic and dedecated to the reality-eating demon gods?"

"Well, no... More just roulette table chaotic, plus fungus."

"Like Nurgles fungus of plaaaague?"

"Not quite like that no."

"Like Arielles overflowing fungus of liiiife?"

"More like a Jim Henson vibe.. but still Evil, or at least Very Bad."

Behold the Grand Alliances of Good, Evil, Dead and Very Bad.

Tuesday, 15 January 2019

A Review of The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley

The moral crux of the issue is that the author, Bradley has been accused of child abuse by her children and was, with absolute certainty, at least a long-term facilitator for her husband Walter Breen who was an effective, charismatic and systemic pederast for decades. The details, especially around Breen, are awful. He should have been shot in the head a long time ago.

So we are enmeshed in evil from word one.

Read on if you want to.

Mists is a female-centred re-telling of the Arthurian myth. So instead of Mallorys 14th century tournaments and knights or Whites 20th Century totalitarian parallels, we get a vision of Wicca from the 70s and 80s.

The version it most closely mirrors is Cornwells Pendragon trilogy, which often struck me as a kind of masculine alterverse to this.

The story is based around a network of women and sees the world from their perspective. Men move in and out of the narrative like clouds moving across the sky - doing things in another world as distant from the experience of the main characters as the misty fey dimension they sometimes also inhabit. Battles, tactics, logistics and a lot of 'high level' discussions fade into the distance or go behind a curtain.

The world as the women see it is largely a network of relationships and desires. A network of homes as well. Women stay behind castle walls, or on magic islands. Sometimes they move between them or are forced out of them but it is like a web of nodes spread over the land. In the courts and family spaces, the dramas expand in the psychological space until the space between a fireplace and the door, or the width of a bed is as great as the length of an enemy coast.

This sense of being constrained, of being trapped and of the difficulty of travel is most extreme in the most traditionally feminine character, Gwenhyfar, a delicate agoraphobe who, for the first part of her life, only feels safe in the smallest of contained spaces, for whom the outside world is a terrifying void. But even the more dominant and confident women often think twice about the utility of travel.

This is the nastiest Guinevere I have read. Most male writers have complex and mixed feelings about her but she usually comes out as somewhat heroic. To Mallory she was a 'true lover', White tried his best, somewhat against his instincts, Cornwall gave us a spike-heeled, somewhat monstrous, but still heroic, bold intelligent and charismatic woman.

Bradleys Gwenhyfar is a dislikeable, neurotic, agoraphobic, manipulative bigot. That is not all she is ands the book takes its time (1000 pages of it), giving us a good 360 view of all of the main characters over time, and many of her darker qualities are shared by other characters to some degree. Most are manipulative to some degree, its a major theme in the book, and even the main character is revealed as being in some way, a more intelligent, cultured fanatic. But Gwenhyfar is not only nasty but weak in a largely viscerally unpleasant way. I do wonder if I was meant to dislike her as much as I did, and if Bradley hated her as much as it seemed she did. (She is also blonde, Bradley does not like blondes.)

The generational quality of the book, showing us a good 80 years of history, with the tail-end of one generation, the entirety of another and the start of a final generation, gives us ample time to jostle together people, letting them fall into a range of different relationships with each other over time and letting different aspects of their characters come to the fore. Its neatly done. Towards the end, characters who previously barely tolerated each other are drawn towards each other by the mere solidarity of age. They are the only survivors.

On bigotry; the book makes much of the rise of Christianity and its replacement of pre-existing goddess worship, and Christianity is definitely the bad guy religion here. Or more aptly, the more darkly grey guy religion. This dislike of Christianity is the only major theme Bradley has in common with Cornwall. Both write as if a pre-existing paganism is being overtaken by a new faith and both seem to prefer whatever they see as the original pagan way.

(This is a pair of brief nerd complaints since its insane to complain about realism in a sub-genre where pretty much everything is some variety of 'made up' BUT - Firstly I'm pretty sure the Romano-Britains were already largely Christian by the time the Saxons turned up, and the Romano-Britons lost, meaning that Christianity actually got replaced with horse-head saxon paganism. Second - the moon & goddess pagan business does seem to have actual psychic powers, scrying and actual dimensional twisting it can do, which is pretty common in this kind of story, with Christianity playing the part of the reality-enforcing or magic-dispelling paradigm, but if the pagans have actual magic powers and the Christians either don't or aren't in tune with theirs, then how do the Christians win? Also, medieval Christianity had magic and miracles up the whazoo, but that is not the version we get in these stories, instead we have something like the tonality of a kind of pre-protestant Protestantism. Anyway, rant over.)

So people are divided by religion, with the goddess-worshipping beltane fire-orgy faith engaged in by the main characters slowly but inevitably losing ground to the rising Christianity. The version of Wicca shown is one (I think) pretty-much invented in the 70s by feminists and so we get the super-female moon goddess being replaced by the (here) super patriarchal Christ. This drives many of the worst actions in the book, as people are trying to defend, or expand, their belief system, and that justifies anything.

Despite the Christians being broadly closed-minded and ignorant, their bigotry remains more general. Most of the specific bad actions are engaged in by the heroes, the Goddess worshippers, in pursuit of what they regard as absolutely necessary goals.

The price of this is a main theme of the book.

Sex is rough in Mists of Avalon. Everyone is stricken with deep sexual desire and nobody gets to sleep with who they want. Our heroine Morgaine is first into Lancelet, who isn't into her, then ends up accidentally marrying the father of the guy she really wants (towards the end of the book, reality seems to warp to an almost comedic extent in order to keep the main cast sexually miserable). Lancelent is into Gwenhyfar, but probably largely because he is either bisexual or a massively supressed homosexual who is in fact into Arthur. Arthur is into Morgaine, after being tricked into sleeping with her with moon-magic. Gwenhyfar is into Lancelet, who is not her husband. Morgause is into pretty much anyone she can get over, and is cheerfully utterly amoral for most of the book and really the only person actually enjoying her life, until the end, when her beauty leaves her.

All of this psychosexual stuff is not exactly foreign to the Arthurian mythos, but it carries a rathe long dark shadow behind it. Combined with Whites issues and Mallorys rape arrest, I kind of feel like I need to stop reading this stuff.

Are the Gods real in Mists of Avalon?

Many characters believe in Christ or The Goddess. The Wicca priestesses do seem to have some kind of ability to perform limited magic. But its left open that the capacity for this might be part of everyone, that it is a kind of psychic technology and that you could probably do it without any worship at all, and Morgause proves this in the latter part of the book.

*Something* seems to be real. There are actual miracles and appearances from ancient godheads, past lives and karmic entanglements. Fucking ATLANTIS shows up. People certainly do a lot for their gods, engaging in all kinds of questionable activities.

But the gods themselves are silent. Their faces are dark. Neither their causes nor their concerns are our own, their morality is not ours. Or there is nothing there at all.

The Mother Goddess comes the closest to being 'real', but if she is she is at least complicit in her own annihilation (or temporary quiescence) and she uses her worshippers like chess pieces held in frozen hands, something they extend to their inferiors.

A lot of this is about the pain of intelligence and the costs of manipulation. Most characters are prisoners of others manipulation and intent, some 'nice' like the first Merlin and Arthur, some not so nice, and almost all of them manipulate and use each other, usually for what they consider very good, utterly necessary, causes.

The long generational view of the story means these people live long enough and think deep enough to realise that is the case, and see how these actions have warped them. It’s played out most viscerally towards the end of the book when the maiden Nimue is sent to essentially assassinate Merlin with beauty. He has transgressed against the Goddess in a major way and Morgaine, our heroine, and the Merlins ex-lover, knows he has to be punished.

Nimue is given his psychological profile, which Morgaine has as they used to be lovers, and sent to manipulate, seduce and bring him back to be skinned alive.

To do this she uses magic which she knows will bind her to him as it binds him to her. Therefore, to do her duty, she must kill someone she loves, to betray herself.

Nimue was brought into the Goddess cult by Morgaine, who was likewise brought in by her own half-monster manipulative mother figure Vivaine. Nimue is the closest thing Morgaine has to the daughter she always wanted.

Nimue does her job. Morgaine is unable to order her former lover to be skinned alive, instead he is simply killed. Nimue drowns herself. Morgaine loses her former lover and her proxy-daughter in one swoop, and the Goddess is avenged.

This is the moral universe of Mists of Avalon in a microcosm. People know they are using others the way they were used, but they still go ahead. A kind of double tragedy plays out in their lives. Its a particularly dark view of power, responsibility and parenting, a hunger for and resentment of the hyper-dominant parent figure.

Bradleys daughter talks about Bradley the same way Morgaine talks about her mentor/monster Vivaine, but without the warmth. She also plays the harp, as do Morgaine and Vivaine.

Morgaine herself ends her story (visiting) a Christian convent, having betrayed and in some cases helped to murder almost everyone she loves. Bradley seems to have ended up the same way, going back to church. Her daughter seems to have gone full social conservative, not unlike the book.

I really need to stop reading this stuff.

Friday, 11 January 2019

The Duck is Up

The zine I made with Scrap, A Night at the Golden Duck, is back on sale. (Just spent hours folding about 60 of them).

Its a weird experiment that Scrap and I made, an NPC-driven tavern-encounter fairytale murder mystery giant pocketmod thing.

People asked to be let know if we were back on sale, so here you are.

Here's Ben talking about it;



Zedeck talking about it.

Joe Banner.

Even an RPG.NET review?

As a lot of people have pointed out, we (I) screwed up and the answer to the mystery is printed on the map side which you would probably want to use as a player-aid. We advise either doing some editing with a sharpie once you have read it or folding it over.

Link is over on the right.

Thursday, 10 January 2019

ALL THESE CONCEPTS ARE FORBIDDEN

Adam Stone asked for something to do with the City of Infinite Ruin. (I think. Hope I wrote that one down right.)





"That which must be banned must first be known, otherwise the guilty, (or their lawyers, or various irritating social reformers who keep trying to push edge-cases) will weasel out of it somehow.

As an approved Agent of the Perceptual Inquisition you have been granted access to the following ideas.

These concepts were drawn from the speech and communication of various and sundry scholars, radicals, alleged seers, prophets, explorers, magic-users, scryers, rumour-mongers, playwrights, authors and poets.

Absolutely none of these concepts are true. There is no way for them to be true. Even if they were true (which they are not) there would be no way for the originators of the concepts to become aware of them.

They are therefore entirely fictional. Nevertheless, they are extremely dangerous.

You must never discuss, repeat or acknowledge the existence of these concepts outside of a court of law, unless it is to enforce the law that others not do so either, in which case, your authority is limitless.

Neither may you ever translate the form of these ideas from its approved encoding as a series of silken knots. Neither may you ever teach or reveal the nature of this code to any being without the direct and repeated (thrice times) request of your immediate superior, and their immediate superior in turn.




ALL THESE CONCEPTS ARE FORBIDDEN;

- Exponential Empires.

- Peaceful stone republics like beads of water on a nettles edge. Trembling.

- Sands of beaten-down mortuary stone spotted with the sea-smoothed bones of alternate human strains washed from drowned necropolis.

 - Species that never lived, existing only to be entombed, their words inscribed only on the walls of vast paradoxical tombs - the flotsam of proliferating realities.

- The Cold Birds.

- Golem Armies. Auto-Generated statues with the capacity to make more of themselves, products of a kind of natural selection and an infinity of stone.

- Tomb Wars.

- Thanocausts.

- Empires of the Undying who have never lived.

- Immortal Shadow Empires, whether of size or shrunken to bands of nomadic humans.

- The likelihood, in infinite space, of randomly-generated immortality.

- The likelihood of immortality being passed on to descendants.

- The likely results of this happening even once, in infinite space.

- Empires of living shadows passing like a sundials hands.

- City-worlds of sulphurous rain. Cathedral-volcanoes hurling out small churches like boulders, architectural magma bleeding megastructures from some chthonic heart.

- Animated alter-reality museum cultures. Awoken species and races from ever-wilder theoretical museums of imaginary worlds.

- The necessity, in infinite space, of there being a Museum-of-Museums, and its contents.

- Temporary oceans where micro fluxions of the world-structure cause the outfall of rain storms the size of planets to rush together in one space, producing world-sized sunken cities.

- Living storms. Tornadoes of electrical power and living hyperdimensional masonry-rubble. Symbiotic entities in which the stone possesses the storm and the storm the stone.

-  Cultures of half-intelligent birds raised as prey or farmers of prey, for Empires of intelligent super-eagles which act as vampiric Pharos or demi-gods, promising protection from still-greater powers. Protection they cannot truly offer as they know their 'Empire' is just a shifting network between the boundaries of truly alien Exponential Empires.

- Helical trees grown from the seeds of neverborn worlds bursting from the dry stomachs of tera-human corpses washed from cracked-open tombs by the wars of cyclonic self-aware tornadoes against expanding wave-fronts of lunatic cherubim. Their branches clustered with fat near-flightless peasant-birds awaiting the Judgement of god-emperor pharaonic raptors from the dead sky.

- The apocalypses of omnipotent Abrahamic gods piercing the infinite and expanding infinitely, in infinite space, at the speed of an angels flight, growing without end.

- Creatures for whom the most familiar form of human is an animated corpse or a body carved from stone - the original creatures of flesh a legend, dying of old age before it can ever reach the deeps.

- The speed of the expansion of the city.

- Any acceleration in this speed.

- Any exponential acceleration in this speed.

- The rate at which the strands of the radial expansion must be moving apart from each other as they grow further from the city walls.

- Specifically; the speed at which two people standing side-by-side are pulled across the axis of growth as new material is created.

- The Horizon of Actual return. The furthest anyone has gone into the City and actually come back.

- The Horizon of Theoretical Return. The furthest a human being could possibly go into the city and come back.

- Oneiric Demon Gods of never-born Empires vastly greater in extent and power than anything in the "real"  world - wielding a frustrated near-omnipotence over their Eons of desolate stone.

- The Horizon of Cries - the point at which a shout, when uttered, will never reach even one foot in either direction for the city is growing faster than sound can travel.

- The Horizon of Light - a wall of infinite black. The city growing too quickly for light to reach it and return to the observer.

- Red-shifting of the city.

- Silence in the red-shift zone.

- The red horizon being the great penumbra of the Exponential Empires.

- Sandstorms of proliferating microgolems reducing everything into themselves.

- That these imaginary beings, constructs and polities are effectively *trapped* in this near-infinite silent red penumbra, unable to advance towards the centre due to the cities speed of expansion. [INQUISITORIAL SANCTION - THIS CONCEPT MAY BE DISCUSSED WITH HIGH-STATUS PERSONNEL IN SITUATIONS OF NECESSITY AND UNDER DUE SUPERVISION.]

- But they must know, the more intelligent of them, that their cosmos has a centre. All they need to do is measure the flow of stone. What must they think of it, these endo-cosmic para-deities? Of the great cosmic womb of stone which vomits forth the substance of all they comprehend, a cornucopia of fuming substance and a generative loci, the mouth of a god-beyond-gods which they can dimly intuit but never approach?

- Parasitic cognovores, memetic art-plagues, simple repeated symbols which cause ant conscious mind to repeat them too. But in the infinity of the theoretical deeps there is enough time, for even these para-beings to evolve, grow in complexity, develop self-awareness.

- Fungal cities in the silent red horizon, feeding off the stone and the cherencov radiation spat back from the event horizon, bathing in the dim red light and utter cold.

- Flatness of the city, existing on one plain without a curve. The ability to see a long way inside. The optical cause of its apparent curve upwards.

- Heretical or rebellious deep-city Observatory/Philosophy stations built on theoretical ziggurats, using vast lenses to look as deep into the city as possible.

- Spires of mile-high alien megastructures rising and falling on the horizon like insect limbs."

Record ends. Textural fragment recovered from deep-range Alienist expedition.

Location of recovery claimed as primary seed-stone for surrounding ruinscape. [UNVERIFIED]

Fragment scheduled for auction at Rim-House Mendolo in three days time.

Expedition claims possession of more.

Desired action?

Monday, 7 January 2019

Something about railroading for Jorge Jaramillo Villarruel

Jorge Jaramillo Villarruel wanted something about Railroading.


Jorge, what on earth can I say about this that has not already been said - in the long complex discussions of the Quantum Ogre, and in other places? (I’m really sorry but I couldn’t work out anything actually good to say so this is kind of a crappy mashwork post.)


DCO and MotBM have an expected 'end scene' of climax and if you don't reach it or experience it then you are not getting the hoped for experience.

Silent Titans has things you need to do, byt you can do them in any order and it has advice for putting together an end scene if it looks like the players need one.

But the possibility of not getting to 'the end' exists in all of those adventures and is part of the drive of running and playing them.

"Thing find their meanings in their end." - I wrote that ages ago. I'm not sure if its true. Meaning often seems like a spiderweb reaching across different elements and qualities of experience, with many paradoxes within it.

No human can simulate a world in enough depth to provide the theoretically-infinite possibilities of D&D.

In reality the size, depth and texture of the imagined world is decided by the Dm's imagination, memory, creativity and attention, and by the meta-cognitive tools of preparation like books, maps, notes etc. And by the questions, impulses and knowledge of the players.

A big problem with OSR 'theory' is that there is too much to say. Any statement or rule could be 'wrong' in certain situations.

I'm going nowhere with this. I'm going to turn the question into a post I possibly can write;


How Do You Know When You Are Robbing The Players?


1. Facefall after you reveal too much behind the curtain. In one game a long time ago the players seemed to enjoy a particular part and I told them outright that I made it up there and then.

They did not seem happy and we lost a lot of energy. I have tried to never make the same mistake again. From that point on, long-planned elements and crap I just came up with have blended together with the players (hopefully) none the wiser.


2. They haven't surprised you in a while. If they are exercising agency then players will usually do something odd every half hour or so.


3. You are bending geography known to you, if not to them. Places that haven't been determined yet are ok to shift around a little, but anywhere with a settled location, especially if it’s written down, really shouldn't move after that.

4. Things aren't awkward. There are no long wait followed by desperate hurryups, no weird obsessive tangents, no endless pressing at things that won't move, no irritating or forgotten things and no surprising ultrarapid successes. Free people tend to progress in staccato bursts. Smoothness is suspicious.


5. A Lack of Loose Ends. *Everything gets re-integrated. *Everything means something continually.*


6. A 1 or a 20 won't seriously challenge a PC/NPC relationship, if even only briefly. NPCs who can't be offended or others who can't be persuaded, are a bad sign.


7. No game-breaking. If that crap they brought through from that LotFP game, or that cheesy spell exploit they've been over-using gets nullified *without in-game reason*, then that’s not good. of course if the _PC's_ over-use the same tools and the _NPC's_ adapt, then that's quite another thing.


8. If the end comes early and it isn't the end.

Bad situations - Villain had yet another escape route/was a Doombot*. There is a conspiracy beyond the conspiracy. There is an end monster beyond the end monster.

Good Versions - Turn the end of the game into dealing with complex in-world consequences of unexpected victory. Skipping time forwards until shifts in the power balance after the PCs victory produce new problems. Just straight up ending the session "I got nothing left. You have won."




Ways to Get People Unstuck, or at least Going Somewhere, without Railroading;

1. Leading description to useful info, mixed with general description of the physical world.

2. 'Your *character* would know...' or "My character sits and thinks, does this remind them of anything?

You can't give direct answers or specific information but you can guide thought a better direction.


3. The Sly Wink for *negative* info only. i.e. players become obsessed with searching a castle, convinced secret is there. There is actually nothing there.

"You search for a week until your characters, *and you*, are *sure* [WINK] the place is empty."


4. Return active elements - someone looking for them or following them turns up with useful or at least interesting info. This is better if there is someone they have met, interacted with  or at least herd of, who has a sound reason for turning up.



I think the main thing you are trying to do is to find subtle or less-evident aspects of play or the imagined world which will help people, not find the answer, but re-orient the way they think, the direction of their intuitions and analysis, so they can get out of a rut and go *somewhere*.






*(As an example of my state of mind right now, immediately after this I went into mild fugue and sketched out a brief pitch for a Marvel series about a broken Doombot that gains sentience, works out it is a robot and starts editing its own programming.)

Friday, 4 January 2019

Winter in Lanthanum Chromate

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Link to the Left. Or click here.


David McGrogan wanted more Lanthanum Chromate. This is an old, old idea from the blog, the City Without a Name.

I did give it a name, pretty quickly too. It’s still one of the most popular posts. if you go to the original you can still has the original old-style Courier font.

A lot of people have asked me if or when I am going back to Lanthanum Chromate. Well, I have a lot on. But for a short while; now.

......................................

Snow boils to steam. A wet and gloomy city, cooked in the steam of dying ice, looks out on a frozen world, a great white plain dotted with migrations of the passing megabeasts and on the fractured and aggressive slate-grey Sea of Eons (not yet broken).

The Hell Mouth glitters with encrustations of coagulated hate and glistering gems of pain.

Sulphurous winds howl - gales from the Sea of Eons tilt the hell-tongue of smoke from the volcanoes lip and lie it flat across the snow, wind so cold that even the ghosts of wolves that haunt the cities ruins will curl up smaller than dreams and hide themselves in drifting thoughts, turning them bloody and wild.

The frozen wind leaves sparkling piss-yellow crystals of hellish discontent blazoned like lateral icicles from glutted gutters and overhanging eaves.

Out on the Stompodont Plains a bright tail of hateful yellow ice lies blazed across the clear land and wild Perytons lunge and bark at each other as they fall from the ashy sky like black leaves to lick the bad ice.

Soot stains the glowing clouds with crawling black demonic signs which hang like poisoned graffiti over the head of the somnolent, unaware world.

The powers of Hell grow strong. Demons skip across the rooftops in the night, dodging the silver-sign strung cables of the Enochian War Kites made to ward against just such attacks. Creatures of the Gibbonomicon, they clamber and cling, chittering and screaming that the last season of the city has come, that spring will never rise for Hell calls, finally, for Lanthanum Chromate.

(Are they the souls of evil monkeys? or simply monkeys from Hell? An ancient riddle, for another time.)

Yet, for all that, they are swiftly beheaded by the silver chakram of the YvesGuard, long-sworn rooftop stalkers of Lanthanum Chromate. Thier heads bite the cobblestones like hail, a sober benediction for a still season, and out in the painfields the Perytons scatter like flies from glimmering shit as, from the North, the Stompodont Mammoth-Centuar-Men arrive to complete their yearly pilgrimage and fulfil, or end, their ancient pledge to the Thane of Sorrows.

The form of the enormous Centuar-Men varies. All have the lower bodies of huge woolly mammoths and the upper bodies of enormous men, or thick-set apes. Some have near-human heads with freezing cyclopean eyes, some the heads of elephants which blast gales of freezing snow from hairy tractomorphic face nozzles.

They wield clubs formed from boulders clutched by tree-roots or axes shaped from huge flint rocks. Others carry small siege bows as men might hold a crossbow - products of their trade with Lanthanum Chromate.

In greeting, the Ultimate Horns are sounded and what population remains gathers in the buildings that line the Brimstone Road, the ceremonial dog-leg thoroughfare up and into the core of Lanthanum Chromate. Spectators rattle demon bones in bags and a confetti of orc-teeth falls from the windows (most local orcs being exterminated, pig teeth are often used instead). Old family Carnyx's are hustled out and roar out greetings.

One by one, the Stompadonts pass, climbing slowly into the burning city core, nodding gravely at those who cheer. Seemingly impassive.

As night falls the Stompodonts arrive before the Grieving Hall. The Thane of Sorrows awaits, armed only with his ceremonial axe Hearts-Edge, he stands alone before the gathered centaur men.

Silence falls. Every year, every time, the hell fire burns upwards like a crowd peeping over a fence, its glow cast down into the waiting city. perhaps this year, it seems to say,  perhaps this time.

The Thane raises Hearts-Edge and runs screaming towards the Stompodont-Men.

The High Smasher of the Stompodonts stamps forth and, by eye or by truck, by whisper or breath, blasts the Thane of Sorrows with a long-stored blue-black plume of murderous ice drawn from the well of cold at the worlds quiet end.

The Thane is frozen.

For so it must be, in memory of the first alliance of the Stompodonts and Lanthanum Chromate, which began at first, not in friendship, but in cruel Demon-born war.

The Thane stands. Froze in a spike-ridged rapid motion blur of solid ice.

Should they fail, they die, and the old alliance fail as well, and the Stompodonts no more return.

So it must be, for ancient wrongs, and the dead and their memory never rest easy, here of all places.

A creak, like birdsong barely heard. A skreel.

The smallest of cracks.

Stillness. The city waits. The Hellfire waves.

The Thane stands immovable beneath the black sheen.

Perhaps this year, says the fire.

A shivering, like the rattling of teacups.

The Stompodonts observe. The High Smasher of all Stompodonts is utterly still, fixated on the cage of death-born black ice.

If a Thane cannot escape, then no Thane they be.

A crack. Unmistakable.

And then a crashing roar!

Black ice explodes, first from flexing muscle, then in a radial torrent from the Thanes whole form as, in one great flex, they hurl off the cage of ice and clamber forwards, smashing through the last remains - advancing on the High Smasher..

Who kneels and embraces their old ally.

Cheers erupt. The great flares are lit. The Hellfire loops and breaches in frustrated rage.

First there will be a great celebration, with much feasting and telling of old tales.

Then, together, the Thane of Sorrows, with all the Old Guard of Lanthanum Chromate, and the High Smasher of the Arctic Stompadonts, will advance to the Calderas Rim.

The Centaur-Men will drive back the flames with their ice eyes and blasting loud noses - and form a road of bright ice, piercing the borders of the damned underworld.

Hearts-Edge is raised.

The Winter Invasion of Hell has begun!

Thursday, 3 January 2019

Twenty Trolls and Twenty Bridges for Pershore

(31 hours to go on the Kickstarter if you want a copy with all the fancy stuff. Link to the right as well.)

Pershore actually asked for something from the Eclipsed Kingdom, a kind of half-written gazetteer spread through a number of blog posts from around 2016.


Starts here.
Races of Men
Orders of Chivalry
Horses for them to Ride
Armour and Feathersmithing
Saints of the Black Church
Three Keeps of the Kingdom
Enemies of the Kingdom
Hermits
And running Adventures there
The Gospel of Fogamar


Rivers run strangely in the Eclipsed Kingdom. Many seem both clear and narrow, but like this river in the U.K, they are actually utterly deadly.

The rivers fill vast chasms, quite narrow at the top, but many stories deep and running incredibly quickly. Their seemingly flat surface masks the currents that will instantly pull down anyone who falls in, many stories deep, and carry them away at speed. most such rivers are fatal in all cases.

This makes bridges vital in the Eclipsed Kingdom and of course these bridges are infested with Trolls.

Rather than put in the ridiculous and complex efforts of supressing the Trolls, the Queen has instead organised and taxed them. An official Bridge Troll carries the medallion of the Shattered Triangle, meaning that fire will have little or no effect on them, and that they are directly licensed by the Queen as part of her Royal Household.

All taxes taken by the Trolls, whether in cash, information, riddles or flesh, go directly to her majesty.

Of course this makes moving around the kingdom incredibly difficult and dangerous, but mainly for peasants and the poor, which is utterly fine for the Eclipsed Kingdoms ruling class.

The traditional Toll for a crossing is two coins, a pound of flesh, a secret or a riddle the Troll cannot solve, though some Trolls have strange specific needs.

There is very little regulation of the Trolls and complaints against them are rarely upheld, unless they suggest that the Troll is holding back taxes.

Here are Twenty Trolls with Twenty Bridges.

THE BRIDGES

1. Gothic Stone. These are crusted with decoration and are usually crumbling into the river beneath. The trolls hide amongst the statuary covered in grey paint to catch illegals.

2. Bitter Black Catastrophic Wood. The black planks of these bridges creek awfully and set up sympathetic vibrations in the teeth, coccyx and sinuses.

3. Spiderweb of fraying ropes and green-wood planks. Possibly a suspension bridge, or an attempt at one by the Troll, possibly just an accumulation of stuff.

4. An Invisible Bridge. The Troll will assure you it is definitely there.

5. Slender Stone Span. only one foot wide at the centre.

6. Stepping Stones.

7. Fallen and rotting tree. Huge and black, some of its branches still some to have green shoots. Fungi infest the wood. Difficult to climb over.

8. A weir. The path is narrow and just above the waters surface. The drop makes things even more deadly than usual, to one side at least. Though falling on the other side can see you dragged through the gouting gaps.

9. Giant Mill Wheel. The Troll will pull a lever and allow you to climb up and over, and definitely wont start it running once you are up or inside the wheel.

10. Bridge of Human hair. This may still have the princess(s) who grew the hair attached at one or both sides. If they are still alive they may wish to be rescued. of course then the Kingdom would lose a bridge.

11. Bridge also a small village of Goblins, built on much like the old London Bridge. The Troll is the Mayor usually.

12. Bridge of Shadows. In most kingdoms this would exist only at morning or evening, or on gloomy days. However, due to the permanent Eclipse, shadows are a steady construction material in the Kingdom. Unless someone brings a bright light.

13. Bridge of Frozen tears. Think no warm thoughts as you cross or it may melt and drop you in. The Troll may need more tears to repair the bridge and will be inventive in getting them.

14. Bridge of Glass. Edges razor sharp. Near invisible.

15. Constructed from acrobatic goblins who leap together to form its structure on the Trolls command. you must tread on thier faces to cross. But keep in their good graces or they will let go of each other.

16. Faerie Bridge made from 'delicious' meats. Giant gammon steaks for pillars, sausages for ropes, bacon for planks. Its horrible. The Troll will expect praise for its bridge.

17. A bound, blind giant forced to hold onto each side. Moans as you cross. It fears the Trolls cruelty.

18. Goblin-manned trebuchet on each side with nets waiting to catch crossers.

19. A bridge of music which exists for exactly as long as the Troll plays on a particular instrument.

20. A single, six-inch wide, one-inch thick pine plank which bows in the middle nearly to the waters surface. The Troll steps on one end to stop it shifting about and complains if you take too long.


AND TWENTY TROLLS

1. A Child Strangling Troll. With bugging pink eyes and long twitching pale fingers. Often wears a necklace of strangled dolls. Happy to forego the Toll for the cost of one child. A good, solid reliable Troll. Whispers.

2. A Shaking Troll. This Troll gets angry at some perceived slight and starts shaking the bridge when you are half way across, demanding some extra to the Toll, along with a formal, and polite apology.

3. Structural Troll. This Troll has the bridge itself built into its back.

4. Faithful Troll. This Troll is extremely religious and dedicated to the Black Church, it may quiz you about Azathoth worship, insist on giving you a sermon before you cross, in fact be the local priest moonlighting here and may let clergy pass for free.

5. Ledger-Bound debt-obsessed Troll. This Troll allows I.O.U's at an extortionate and insane rate of interest. It is obsessed with collecting its owed money and carries its huge debt ledgers around like armour. Its abacus can often be heard clicking from beneath the bridge. By the time you have crossed you may owe more.

6. Weaving Troll. Often running some kind of suspension bridge, or weaving rope or nets generally. This Troll climbs about like a spider and adores such creatures, training them, keeping them as pets, avenging their deaths and always ready to discuss them.

7. Cursing Troll. Any Troll that has been cursed can in turn pass its curse on (as it regenerates like every other part of the Troll), making them very dangerous. These Trolls are always bitter and looking for a reason to curse someone with the same curse they have. To get rid of it you have to find the original curser and get them to un-curse the Troll.

8. ShapeChanged Troll. Sometimes Trolls get polymorphed into beautiful women. Their eyes stay the same and their teeth remain sharp. The Troll tries to make the best of it.

9. Ethereal Troll. This Troll exists primarily in the Ethereal Realm but can push into this one like someone pushing through old spiderwebs. Usually they leave a donation dish and a sign with instructions and "I AM WATCHING". Of course everyone local is too afraid to steal from the Ethereal Troll, (assuming it is actually there and not a scam).

10. Undigesting Troll. Some Trolls suffer from stomach problems are are unable to quickly digest their food. They are enormously fat with the flexing bodies of everyone they have eaten in the last year shifting and pressing limbs and faces against their ripe flesh.

11. Culinary Troll. This highly civilised Troll has developed a taste for actual cooked food. in particular one specific and pricy dish. They are always willing to ditch their high Tolls for an example of this dish but have *insanely* high standards and will fly into a manic rage if it is not served with all formality and up to their expectations.

12.  A Troll in Iron Shoes. Proud, bold and otherwise naked, ready to stamp any Fey to pieces. Massive Troll cock waving madly or fat labia flapping. This Troll is a chauvinist.

13. The Ghost of a Troll. Pale, wrathful, full of anger and strange desires, sorrowful and eternally hungry. Sometimes difficult to tell apart from the Ethereal Troll, though much more gothic and irrational.

14. A Troll Knight. Can such a thing be?  Nevertheless they are armed and armoured in rusty scraps. Will challenge any martial or knightly crossers but will often let women & priests pass freely, if they are noble.

15.  A Cold Troll. Stamps on the river and screams, freezing a bridge across. Blind, with an enormous nose and thick shaggy fur this troll has an incredible sense of smell and blood that melts weapons like icicles. They hate smoke.

16. Leprous Troll. Tolls and heavy bell and cries "Unclean! Unclean". Swathed in rags. Form shifting and crawling beneath. Chunks of necrotising flesh falling off even as they regenerate. A trail of pus and living boils like small baloons.

17. Some Goblins run the bridge and claim they do so for an especially enormous and violent Troll currently behind a screen or hidden beneath, who they advise you not to wake.

18. A Troll of Sorrows. Can survive any wound from worked steel but the weapon can never be removed from its flesh. Stamps forward grimly, ranting and dropping flakes of rust. Bitter (they all are really) and bad tempered.

19. A long-arm Troll. Often these are horribly ashamed of their long arms. They hide under the bridge and communicate through huge hand puppets like scrap-built crackhead kermits. Arms are actually 10 feet long or more and if angered they can easily grab and hurl people into the water.

20. Tongue Taken Troll.  Silent and watchful, the Troll appears at the other end of the bridge and sends an enslaved child or enchanted animal to communicate. you probably cannot see from a distance but the Trolls lips are stitched shut and a wizard has its tongue to do magic with. Only an innocent soul can unpick the thread (these are raised specially in the Eclipsed Kingdom for various purposes) and if they do they Troll will KissBite the first person possible and steal their tongue, then go after the Wizard in question. These Troll can summon mists and place silent images in them, a power they lose if they ever regain a tongue.

Wednesday, 2 January 2019

Mirror Magic

Semiurge asked for "something with mirrors or mirror magic".

Mirrors are overused, specifically, by me. I've always found them somewhat creepy and have put them in a bunch of things.

Lets see if I have anything left in the tank. Here are a bunch of leveless spells (or Level One spells) for mirror-mages.


Many Mirror Mages are deaf. Some dress very brightly to catch the eye, others are neutral or subtle to stay hidden. Often they go about in wagons (for the mirrors) and with a great many accoutrements. Most are good at grinding lenses (a near-magical skill regardless) and many are quite competent opticians. Eye symbols proliferate. Most know Sign Language (see below).

Glass mirrors have an AC of 5, or half leather, and one hit point.


Casting Mirror Magic

Mirror magic always requires direct line of sight to the mirror in question, and often to the target as well. In most cases the caster must be reflected in the mirror to be enchanted.

Mirror Magic must be cast completely silently.

Mirror Magic must be cast with Sign Language.




Fearful Image

Cast on target and one mirror. The target sees in the mirror whatever they most fear. If the caster is double the targets level, this is visible to all who see the mirror.


Hearts Desire

As above, except that it shows what the target most desires.


Mirrored Sky

Turns the sky above the caster into a giant mirror, which reflects the ground, as if it were about a mile in the air. The mirror extends for roughly a three mile radius around the caster. Often used for planning battles and checking behind terrain. of course anyone looking up can see the mirror too.


Bronze Lamp

A circular hand-sized bronze mirror must be polished with tears and fresh cobwebs (the spider that made them must still be alive). Until the tears evaporate from the surface of the mirror, any nearby invisible, ethereal, divine, demonic or otherwise unseeable beings will be drawn to it and will wish to admire themselves in it, where they will be clearly visible to the caster and anyone else. These creatures are unaware of the spells effect while it works and will rationalise their actions, but once the spell ends, those above the casters level will know they have been enchanted.


Lamp Glass

Spell only affects a single building.

One pane of glass making a window of the building to the outside is enchanted. It must be dark outside the building, usually meaning night-time, and light inside, usually meaning lamps must be lit. The inside of the room will be reflected in the window.

The caster may step into that reflected space, taking others with them if they hold hands.

There they may explore a shadowy para-reality of the interior of the same building, in which they are Lvl 20 with maximum stats in every respect, and where everyone else is Level 1 with one Hit Point. There they may do as they will. information, secrets, signs and other desired things are mirrored in that world, though codes and positions are sometimes opposite what they are in this world.

The caster must return before the light changes. If it becomes more light outside than inside, for any reason, they will be trapped in a dying microcosm forever.


Mirrored Eye

One eye turns into a mirrored orb. The target (usually the caster) can see reflections of their own thoughts and experiences.

This means they can ask for exact visual details of anything they have personally experienced.

'Going' to a place takes a 'move, asking a question takes an action and getting an answer takes a minor action.


Sword of Glass

Caster can reach into a large enough mirror and be handed a sword of very sharp glass by their own reflection.

The sword counts as magical but otherwise is simply normal glass. It does D8 damage but shatters instantly if it encounters armour, is dropped, fumbled etc.

Once cast the caster is in debt and cannot get another glass sword until they cast again, this time handing over a normal sword from this reality to their reflection in the mirror. After this they may cast again (the third time) and gain another glass sword.


Steal Sight

An eye-sized circular mirror is required.

This spell steals the sight from one eye of the target and places it inside the mirror. From that point on the target observes the world from the position of that mirror, as if it were their eye.

The spell ends if the target looks into the mirror with their other eye, when the mirror breaks or when the caster allows.

If the target is of lower level than the caster, if the mirror breaks, they are blinded in that eye.

If the target is the same or higher level and the mirror breaks their sight is returned.

If the target is of double the level of the caster, they can sense the direction and distance of the mirror that has their sight.


Still Water

Water under the casters gaze becomes still and mirror-flat.

Blinking or looking away ends the spell.

When the spell ends, the displaced kinetic energy of the water affected returns in concentrated form, directed at the caster.


Portal

Two large, and completely identical mirrors are required.

The caster enchants both mirrors at the same time, then takes on, carrying it with their own hands, and not letting go even for an instant, to a particular place.

They can then step or reach through from one mirror to another.

If anyone else touches the mirror, or the caster picks it up again, the spell ends.


Ice Mirror

The caster must find and polish natural ice.  Deliberately frozen ice will not work. 

They then capture the image of an object in the ice.

If they melt the ice with their own breath and body warmth, the object will likewise melt and disappear.

The target can be no larger than the ice mirror used.

If a target is less than half the casters level, then living things can be captured, if the mirror is of sufficient size.

Breaking the ice ends the spell.

Using heat of any other source, like a fire, inflicts the effect upon both the target and the caster.


Microscopy

This is just actual microscopy, though most observers do not understand that it is not magic, or even what it is at all. Its uses are obscure.


False Eyes

After analysing the targets sight, the caster scrupulously grinds two magical lenses and binds them in a frame of wire. When attached to the targets face these lenses restore vision which had previously been blurred.

Again, this is not actually a spell, but most people do not realise this.



Shattering Sign

Caster weaves a sign in the air so complex that it is impossible to reflect.

Any non-magical mirrors or mirrors enchanted by lower level mages, burst into pieces.

If any mirror present is enchanted by a mage or equal or higher level than the caster then it does not shatter, instead the caster takes a point of damage and one finger-sized body part is transformed to rigid glass.



Glass Rook

This spell must be cast upon a corvid, though not necessarily a Rook.

While the bird sleeps a glass bird of equal size and capabilities emerges from its dreams. The glass is opalescent, unusually strong and proof against most magics.

The Glass Rook is largely obedient to the casters wishes, which must be communicated in sign language, though it has only bird intelligence.

A number of birds equal to the casters level may be affected.

The spell ends when the Corvid wakes.


Sign Language

Though a series of rapid occult gestures, the caster communicates with those who cannot hear.

Not usually a spell, though many observers do not realise this.

Except, there is a magical version which makes the signed language intelligible to any who witness it, even if they don't know sign language themselves.

This spell can be cast 'occluded' - in this case the caster must be partly in shadow as they cast the spell. This done, they ca hide the meaning of their signs from specific groups or types of observer. Observers of higher level than the caster may test INT to decipher the signs.


Stain Golem

These golems are made from stains or mars on reflective surfaces. There are two types, the made version, or the rare found version.

The made golem must remain on its surface where it can 'hide' by curling up, and looking like a normal stain. It can observe from this surface and communicate what it sees to the caster via sign language.

The found golem, in which the stain just happens to look like an homunculus, is capable of moving from surface to surface if they adjoin even briefly, making it an excellent spy.

Both forms of golem are easy to 'kill', simply wipe them off.


Polished Coal

A piece of coal must be made with one side flat and polished to a high sheen. The coal is then burnt.

While the coal burns, the caster may gaze into its surface and will scry any evil deeds nearby, starting with the closest geographically, and then moving out in a spiral for as long as the coal burns.

The coal must be smashed before it burns through or it will hatch a Devil Eye, which will peer out and fall in love with the caster, becoming obsessed with them.


Tongue of Mercury

This spell is essentially a kind of language, or elaborate code, the magical components are minor, through the resources required to cast it are vast.

A huge concave dish, with a diameter of at least three feet, but preferably more, must be filled with absolutely pure and completely clean mercury. The dish is then slowly spun until its surface forms a precise mirror.

The 'Tongue of Mercury' is then used to intone a precise location. This can be any place known, or suspected by the caster but it must be described in the tongue of mercury so precisely that no other place in the multiverse could be mistaken for it.

The dish then opens up a gateway to that place.

If there is either the slightest imperfection in the dish, the mercury or the description, those who pass through will go to a place other than their intention.

The spell does not provide a way back, or any communication with the other side.


Shard

The caster must smash a mirror which has belonged to them for at least a year.

They whisper "Love me, though I slay you."

One shard of glass will then absorb the life of the whole, the remainder of the glass will turn grey and opalescent.

The caster takes the shard and shows it someone in its reflection.

Then whispers; "Meet their eye."

The shard will fly off and bury itself in the eye, if physically possible, or buzz around like a bee trying to get in if not.