Part One
1hp
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2 hp
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3 hp
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9
or Less
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Max (Maximum) Goblins
Rail Gun (d10),
Polycarbonate Sports Jacket (Armour 2). An idiot from the future who thinks this is
a simulation.
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Arkady Mesmer
Kalashnikov (d8 area), Land
Mine (3d10 area, single use), Medical Doctor – can heal damage to STR. Cold-War Russian Patriot
& full-on commie.
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Bebghul Beltoon
Jezzail (d8, long range),
psychic link to his impressive Hawk, no man can kill him. Fated Afghan Mercenary
and Anglophobe.
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10
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Victoria Vanderbilt
Rifle (d8), Bayonet (d6), ‘Abdu’
Swahili Lighter Boy with Lamp. Unmarried debutante with famously ‘fine figure’.
Climbs like an ape.
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Skeleton Eight
M16 (d8, area or long
range, slaved to his grip), Armour 2, Dark-Vision Eye. Cybernetic Veteran of a
near-future war. Has breakdowns & fears gunfire.
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Alan Bleasdale
Musket (d8), Fancy Suit.
Kleptomaniac. Can Pick Pockets without a roll but
can never too the truth to someone who’s pocket he has picked.
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Captain Sam Starr
Rifle (d8), Modern Armour,
‘Bertilak’ – a Loyal Attack-Woodwose (S16,D15,W7(d6)).
Ex-con and experienced ‘Agent of Mystery’
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‘Pixie’ Realism
Taser (d6), Pistol (d6),
Bolt-cutters, language-cracking phone-app,
‘Batman’-style grapple-gun.
Near-future thief, incursion specialist and
anonymous commenter
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Ricky Stubbs
Rifle (d8), Mallet,
marbles, Fancy Hat, d6 Tear-Gas Grenades. Teenage Stowaway, Music-Hall fanatic and
chronic ‘gabber’.
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12
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India Flips
Club (d6), Throwing Knives
(d6). Expert
Gymnast and Contortionist. Charming, seems harmless. 13 years old.
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Elizabeth ‘Lizzy’ Teetzman
Musket (d8), Friendly Mule.
Extremely Beautiful Pre-Raphaelites model, ex
slum-dweller and severe melancholic. Animals and fools are instantly charmed.
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Sister Mary Philomena
Policeman’s Baton (d6),
Manacles, sewing bag with 2d4 Molotov Cocktails (d6 & Sets Alight). Former Nun and current
Pyromaniac,
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13
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Jack ‘Iceberg’ Berg
Pistol (d6), Lead-Cored
Walking Stick (d6). Experienced Pugilist
Fist attacks do d6 damage. Can ‘read’ Hit Points.
65 years old.
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Nikita Eeek
Sword (d6), Pistol (d6),
Painting Set, Amphetamines – hp immediately restored & all tests with
advantage for 1 hour, then at disadvantage till a long rest. Radical Artist, Exceptional Hair.
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Zephaniah Williams
Pick-Axe (d6), Pistol (d6),
Smoke-Bomb, ‘Newport Rising’ - loyal hound. A coal-miner, rabble-rouser
and a Damned Chartist.
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14
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Godbold Stag-Star
Glass Sword (d6) Grappling
Hook A
fey-touched mesmerist and a Stag. Can make women hallucinate.
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Porphyria Zome
Pistol (d6), Ball-bearings,
steel wire, Smoke-Bomb, lard, grapple, bag of flour, lots of rope. An extremely silly young
girl.
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Goneril Pig-Maiden
Long Axe (d8), Throwing
Axes, juggling batons, Fire Oil. A failed juggler, competent card sharp, and a pig.
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15
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Fanny Peel
Pistol Brace (d8), Ether.
Pug ‘Lord Wellington’ (STR
3, Bite (d2). Dowager obsessed with her small and useless dog.
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Ahumm the Phoenician
Xiphos (d8), Fire Oil,
Hannibal the Trained Ferret.. Mercantile, crafty and faithful to Baal.
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Chastity Glean
Blackjack (d6), Derringer
(d4, close), Ether, Crowbar, Fiddle. A Plain Housemaid with Sapphic Drives.
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Thomas Thursday
Musket (d8), Pocket Watch,
Bomb. Educated
Laudanum addict, suspected (actual) Kropotkinist.
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Mary Planks
Staff (d8), Tongs, Glue,
Small Ale barrel. Over-sociable Ale-Wife with
a sharp tongue and iron constitution.
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Guy Grebe
Hatchet (d6), Net, Fire
Oil, Respirator. Shocked survivor of a submarine disaster. Severe claustrophobe.
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17
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Ruth Shuddering
British Cavalry Sabre (d6),
Musket (d8). Escaped
Prisoner & experienced cross-dresser.
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Belinda Hive
Cleaver (d6), Jar of Ether. Spinster, former Bedlamite.
Sees Things.
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Gislebert Le Clerc
Longsword (d8), Shield
(Armour 1), Writing Set. Norman Knight, Proud of his ability to read and write.
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Augustus Ephraim Brown
Shotgun (d8). Victorian Gentleman in
frock coat and top hat. Faints
Under Stress.
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Issy Ganger
Stolen sword (d6) Stolen Silver Chalice (1g). Hysterical Serving Girl who
weeps too much.
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Hyrelgas Moon-Wolf
Longbow (d8), Spyglass,
Pipe.
A rogue with a taste for wine and bitches, and a
Wolf.
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Part Two
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hp
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5hp
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6
hp
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Philemon Phix
Colt 45 (d6), Badge. Cuffs.
Telepathy if target fails WIL save. They feel its use. Psychic cop on the edge
from a cyberpunk future..
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Izreldis Cornovii
Were-Wolf d10 each to STR & DEX, d8 claws, silver
to harm, WIL test to return. Lover of the Horned God and hater of the Roman
Invaders..
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Lady Jane Grey
An escaped Historical Theme-Park Robot. You do not
need to eat, drink or breathe and know absolutely you are Human.
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9 or Less
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Alice Bramble
Claymore (d8), Pistol (d6),
2 Acid Flasks, Family-Sized Bottle of Rohypnol. Delusional sailors daughter
brilliantly faking nobility.
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Nazia Near
Pistol Brace (d8), Steel
Wire, Grappling Hook, 3 Haywire Grenades, (shut down machinery). Time-Travelling Robot
Hunter and secret Human-Supremacist
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Wilma Wheatley
303 Lee-Enfield Rifle (d8),
Cleaver (d6), Samwise – a Highly Intelligent Pig. Butchers Wife and Born
Survivor.
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10
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Amity Silence
Bayonet (d6), Pistol (d6)
Wolf-Mask which bestows
illusion of being a wild wolf. Puritan refugee of the English Civil War.
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Margi Clarke
Machete (d6), Pistol Brace
(d8), ‘King James’ the Talking Parrot, Never Sleeps. Pirate, Catholic ex-slave and
ardent Royalist.
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Ignogin Deer-Queen
Club (d6), Longbow (d8), 3
Grenades, Military Night-Vision headset. A law-and-decency obsessed night-stalker and
vigilante. Also a Deer.
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11
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Bramwell Salvation
Pistol (d6), Rocket, Soap.
“Soup, Soap and Salvation”. Enthusiastic Methodist
and teetotaller. Fearless if singing. Affects group if they join in.
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Emily Gondal
Harpoon Gun (d8), Baton
(d6)
Mordant Georgian Governess. Mildly Telekinetic -
can lift up to an apples mass with her neocortex & cook sausages with her
brain.
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Nameless Pale
Branch-Club (d6), Organic
Tooth-Pistol (d6), Heavy-duty Bin-Bags. A pale and hairless clone, with no memory or
identity.
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Cordelia Von Holtzendorf
Lantern, Climbing, Camping
and Mapping Equipment. Webley revolver (d6). Seems Grave and intelligent, actually a Daft Floozy and Outrageous
Flirt.
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Renwein Goat-Saint
Bolt-Cutters, Blunderbuss
(d8, area), Fiddle. Obsessively independent, anti-authoritarian, intellectually and
literally omnivorous, and a Goat.
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Fred Daggs
Lee-Enfield Rifle (d8), 3
Grenades (d6, area). 17 year-old Home Guard Member, fearful of ‘The Hun’. Has
sandwiches.
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John Frost
Brace of Pistols (d8),
Cloak, Manacles, Mask, Vicars clothes. Deft & darkly handsome Highwayman with a
High Voice.
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Peredur Sun-Sheep
Pistol (d6), Grease, Hand
Drill, Drum. A
skilled worker, strange ally, suspect friend, fierce foe and literally and
figurately a black sheep.
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Charley Growling
Musket (d8), Bayonet (d6),
Knapsack. British Redcoat of the
Napoleonic Wars. Compulsive Gambler.
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14
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Galobroc
Bow (d6), Short Sword (d6),
Shield (1). Romano-British
Cynicht, Arthurian Loyalist & anti-Saxon obsessive. Sounds Welsh.
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Oidwald Cow-King
Woodsman’s Axe (d8), Saw,
Animal Trap. A
bipolar would-be diabolist, nature-hater, and a Cow.
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Kaeso Clovius Cato
Gladius (d6), Pilum (d6),
Lorca Segmentum & Shield (2). A rational Roman Legionnaire.
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15
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Dardan Boar-Woe
Whip (d6), Longbow (d8), Pack
of Marked Cards. A needlessly inappropriate Boar.
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Cathleen Core
Pistol (d6), Whiskey. Insurrectionist Irish Washerwoman with a Hook Hand. Fenian sympathies.
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Ragnar Bluetooth
Sword (d6), Bow (d6) Shield (Armour1). Riddle-Addict. Sometimes goes Berserk.
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16
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Stale Haggai
Musket (d8), Dog (STR 6,
Bite (d3). Old,
with a Wooden Leg and a shameful dog.
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Odbrict Bull-Joy
Flintlock Pistol (d6), Net Trumpet,
Fishing Pole. Talks of ‘Looking after Number One’ Never actually does this. A Bull
with a heart of gold.
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Wulfred Half-Woodwose
Hawthorn Club (d6). Roll a d6 three times on
the ‘Curse of the Woodwose” table. Ignore any doubles.
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Edwin Fool-Bear
Halberd (d8). An extremely serious Christian with a
good baritone, also a Bear.
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Seskia Groob
One Long Pin (d6, close). A Hideous Tobacco-Chewing Crone.
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Sir Colgrin Cador the Pure
A Knight magically transformed into an Orangutan.
He cannot speak, but his heart is true.
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These are fun people and some of the names are strangely familiar
ReplyDeleteSoooome of them are direct rips from your list of names. Others are simply 'inspired by'.
Deletewords like "plank, ganger, growling, shuddering" tipped me off even before I recognised the names, as they are just very me words to use. Fred Daggs is name that only someone from New Zealand would use
DeleteVery nice to see Zephaniah representation, never seen it pop up in anywhere else and it made me feel seen in a strange way.
ReplyDelete