Honestly I kinda forgot you guys existed.
But behold! Some people actually responded to my post, and literally everyone who did a dungeon managed to produce something closer to my stated intent than I did.
(And thanks of course to Dyson Logos, whose map was the basis of the challenge.)
I shall link them in the order of their comments.
(No, as of 04.03.2021 they are still coming in so I will link them in reverse order so the newest one is always at the top.
Zzarchov! Our Lost God King turns in his mist-wreathed bed of tattered finery and from his battle-scarred fingers drifts 'The Song of Snow and Sun'. Its two dungeons in one! He did a PDF! He put a song in it!
lonely in the mortal world
Take the twilight ship to elsewhere
for any noble boy,
born and raised a castellan
take the twilight ship to elsewhere
the bard amidst the burning hall
the smell of wine, the siren’s call
a devilish grin, to rule the night
they march on and on, and on, and on”
From 'Coins and Scrolls'. Finally you have a chance to join the Skerples train.
'I Don't Remember that Move brings us MASKS! You know its artpunk if there are needless masks. "skinless pink things like cave salamanders stir in the oily water. They attack if you try to help him." As true today as it was yesterday.
From the blog 'Whose Measure God Could Not Take, the Magma-Marred Clavicarcerum of the Scribe Jamesus. Ahh I remember when I could crank out mysterious stuff. Feels like a long time ago. He even has ferric snail in his.
From the blog Lapidary Ossuary. A classic one-page dungeon.
Possibility of being Kent? 1 in 20.