Friday, 19 October 2012

False Machine Moderation Policy

This blog has never been popular enough for me to actually give a shit about how I moderate it, but at this point I should make my policy explicit. How will I deal with all the complex human interaction that comes with hosting a blog?

Like Stalin on Cocaine.

So, if you are asking yourself 'hey, I'm not sure if this is appropriate, maybe this isn't the kind of thing this blog is about, maybe I'm crossing some sort of line'

All you need to do is imagine saying the same thing in front of Stalin when he's coked up. What does Stalin think of your comment?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA BECAUSE HE IS AN INSANE DICTATOR WHO WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY AND ERASE YOU FROM HISTORY. FOR NO REASON.

Understand if you come on here you are entering the sphere of a paranoid, resentful, fearful, angry lunatic who will react to any perceived or imagined or suggested slight with rapid and excessive force, or not, and will then deny the whole thing, even to himself.

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    1. No. I just don't want people coming to me with reason and logic and being upset when they don't work.

      Better to admit your insanity up front than let it ebb out over time.

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  3. "...even to himself."

    Made me laugh a lot.

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