Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Windowlickers

I have always wanted super powers, so I gave myself stats and exposed myself to the terrigen mists, which I found here.

Then I thought, why stop there? Get some free NPC's. So I statted up and exposed a bunch of people I knew off the internet.

If you are worried that you are not on this list, it counts people by the strength and disitinciveness of their personality, not how much I like them. TRENT.

(I had no idea that the Terrigen mists made you stupid, but it looks like they generally do. So I have created 'Special School' superheroes. No-one has a Reason above 'Poor'. Tom turned out a fucking badass,, virtually a real super hero Not sure who the leader would be. based on these stats it looks like either Zak or Scrap.)



Anyway, if you fuck with disabled people in Otherpool or bully the Special children in class, this is who turns up. Bounding out of a yellow bus.

(If anyone doesn't want to be in this, let me know and I will take you down.)

Just so you know, it goes

Feeble - 2 Far bleow average
Poor - 4 Below average
Typical - 6 Average human.
Good - 10 Above average.
Excellent - 20 Olympic level.
Remarkable - 30 Normal human limit
Incredible - 40 Enhanced human limit


Zak (The Moron Manhunter)
FIGHTING
GD 10
AGILITY
PR 6
STRENGTH
GD 10
ENDURANCE
GD 10
REASON
PR 4
INTUITION
GD 10
PSYCHE
PR 4
HEALTH
36
KARMA
18
 SHAPE SHIFTING – EX (20)
Particular imitations require a FEAT roll.

Scrap (The Gravity Witch)
FIGHTING
PR 4
AGILITY
TY 6
STRENGTH
TY 6
ENDURANCE
GD 10
REASON
PR 4
INTUITION
TY 6
PSYCHE
FB 2
HEALTH
26

KARMA
12
ELECTRICAL MANIPULATION – EX (20) Unharmed by electricity, has shocking touch.
GRAVITY MANIPULATION – REM (30) Can lift, levitate and increase the weight of things.

Tom (The (N)Ice Man)
FIGHTING
GD 10
AGILITY
REM 30
STRENGTH
REM 30
ENDURANCE
EX 20
REASON
FB 2
INTUITION
GD 10
PSYCHE
TY 6
HEALTH
90
KARMA
18
RANGED ICE ATTACK – EX (20)
SLASHING RANGED – REM (30)
Can stun with snowballs, freeze people in place, or cut them to pieces with hurled shards of ice. Tough athletic motherfucker too.

Courtney (The Quantum Ogre)
FIGHTING
GD 10
AGILITY
TY 6
STRENGTH
EX 20
ENDURANCE
TY 6
REASON
PR 4
INTUITION
GD 10
PSYCHE
PR 4
HEALTH
42
KARMA
18
INVISIBILITY – REM (30) Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.

TRENT (‘Went’)
FIGHTING
EX 20
AGILITY
GD 10
STRENGTH
TY 6
ENDURANCE
TY 6
REASON
FB 2
INTUITION
TY 6
PSYCHE
FB 2
HEALTH
46
KARMA
10
PHASING – REM (30) Can pass through materials of the density of steel or reinforced concrete. Uses powers to escape.

Shoe (The Pixie Giant)
FIGHTING
TY 6
AGILITY
GD 10
STRENGTH
GD 10
ENDURANCE
EX 20
REASON
FB 2
INTUITION
PR 4
PSYCHE
FB 2
HEALTH
46
KARMA
8
LIGHT MANIPULATION – TY (6) About as good as carrying a strong flashlight. Can make things dark though. Let’s say she glows.
GROWTH - REM (30) Can grow to 18 feet high. Gets +1CS to hit and does 30 damage.

Mandy  (Thug Detective)
FIGHTING
GD 10
AGILITY
GD 10
STRENGTH
EX 20
ENDURANCE
GD 10
REASON
FB 2
INTUITION
TY 6
PSYCHE
FB 2
HEALTH
50
KARMA
10
EMOTION DETECTION – GD (10) Counsellor Troi Stuff
TRACKING ABILITY – REM (30)  Can track for an hour per roll.
Also Olympic-Strong so can knock you the fuck out.

Patrick (The Cave Spider)
FIGHTING
EX 20
AGILITY
TY 6
STRENGTH
GD 10
ENDURANCE
PR 4
REASON
PR 4
INTUITION
TY 6
PSYCHE
FB 2
HEALTH
40
KARMA
12
CONTROL EARTH – EX (20) Stone armour and weapons, minor quakes, sudden cave-ins.
A BIG FUCKING INSECT – GD (10) Gregor Samsa-Style

3 comments:

  1. I think I could take the super hero version of me

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  2. Fucking awesome parentheses. Your power should be punctuation that more than makes up for your spelling's shortcomings.

    WHat the fuck kind of captcha demon is a number? 5596636? My intuition tells me it is the phone number of whoever lives at that street address 1420-wherever-the-fuck?
    I think it might be the number of some half-deaf Otherpudlian grandmother in 1997. If so what would you tell her? If there was one line that went 16-years back in time what would you say? The very idea makes me feel mighty lonesome.

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