Thursday 5 December 2013

Otherpool Session Four, Fake a Siezure at the Race Riot

Soo, Nigel Reptile escapes from riot via leaping. Meets Carter, D&D dropin, giant armoured Rune Knight helpfully incarnated on handy rooftop. Both threatened by police. Nigel Reptile succesfully starts race riot as distraction using old 70's green lantern speech.




Speech noted down by reporter from the Callisto. (Aliexi Sayle?)

Go back to Nigels hotel. Rapidly informs Carter, Bill & Ted style about 2th century. Decide to 'stake out' vaguely asian street gang.

See worlds most beautiful woman escorted to gang area by posh creep.

Nigel Reptile uses bullshit to persuade WMBW to come with him.

All parties end up in Casino. Nigel reptile plays blackjack against Oscar Graham, posh creep. Graham wins easily. Raises stakes with threat to life of WMBW.

Marta Peterson possibly not your idea of WMBW, but its not your world.

Nigel Reptile FAKES A SIEZURE (2nd time this has happened in alt-liverpool game) Reptiles plan fails badly. Grabs Oscars gun via leaping. Does end up forcing WMBW 'Breathtaker Kinkade' to break cover as secretly evil. She flees.

Carter effortlessly beats the shit out of Oscar Graham.

Leave casio to find Kinkade in arms of Police Captain Fitz. Persuade captain to take Kinkade to his personal home as 'this one goes right to the top'. Lie to and manipulate stupid cops in discussion over whether thumbs count when taking fingerprints as not really a finger.

Decide to follow captain to his home. realise they have no transport (2nd or third time for this as well.)

Continue adventure via taxi. End up in Chester. Approach Captains house secretly.  Call MI5 for proof of Kinkades evil assasinating ways. Prepare for assault via stealth.

Carter becomes giant. Smashes through 2nd floor window shouting about assasins being after suspect. Wrestles naked scotsman. Nigel reptile faces off with Kinkade. uses bullshit and siezes phone. Escapes, via leaping.



THEN Assassins attack for real. Kinkade shot, reptile saves life of Kinkade. Kinkade begs for help. Carter effortlessly smashes the shit out of phasing assasin  Reptile chases gunfire from the north.

Finds random desperate Tramp wielding old-pattern rifle. Bravely disarms tramp by snatching rifle from his hands.

BUT THE RIFLE WAS THE SAME ONE THAT KILLED KENNEDY AND IS POSSESSED AND HE FAILED HIS PSYCHE ROLL SO NOW HE IS EVIL AND MUST KILL

Game ends. For now.

Lessons (high level D&D fighter with some magic easily capable of holding his own in superhero world.) (Plate armour reallyfucking powerful, may change.)

{Leaping: The hero can leap with Leaping power rank ability instead of Strength . This power will always be at least one ran k greater t han the hero's Strength , and if rolled lower is increased to this level.}

1 comment:

  1. "Answer me that, Mr Green Lantern!"

    One of my earliest non-JLI comic memories. Trying to decide if that comic has aged well...

    Sounds like it was a lot of fun last night!

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