THE GREAT CRYSTAL DEBATE

ONLY A HANDFUL OF WEEKS AGO, SELF-PROCLAIMED CRYSTALPHOBE 'PATRICK STUART' STOOD UP AND DECLARED PUBLICLY WHAT ALL OF US HAVE SECRETLY KNOW FOR YEARS, BUT BEEN TOO AFRAID TO SAY;

"holly shit there is just something inevitably boring and lesser about bad guys made of crystal. It’s a boring material."


HE DID NOT STOP THERE..

FROM THE SOUTH, A DISTANT VOICE RESPONDED;

"Here is some reasons crystals are bad:"

THE ISSUE SEEMS SETTLED

BUT!!

THE CRSTALPHILES ARE NOT YET DEFEATED

FROM THE SHIMMERING LABYRINTH OF A NIGHTMARE MIND, 

A CHALLENGER ARISES!

NOW!

THIS VERY SUNDAY!

(BUT PROBABLY BEING PUT UP ONLINE ON MONDAY)

THE MOST ULTIMATE BATTLE EVER

CRYSTALS!

GOOD?

OR PURE EVIL?

IN THE RED CORNER

Patrick Stuart

ARTIST

DREAMWEAVER

SOME WOULD SAY VISIONARY

WRITER OF A BUNCH OF CRAP YOU CAN GET THROUGH THAT LINK IN THE TOP RIGHT

AND IN THE BLUE CORNER

Reynaldo Madrinian

CREATOR OF BREAK!!, AND RPG THAT WILL PROBABLY, ONE DAY, EXIST.

AND WHICH WILL HAVE CRYSTALS IN IT!!

A WEEB OF TERRIFYING PURITY AND INTENSITY.

AND ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE EVEN VAGUELY CONNECTED TO THE OSR THAT NO-ONE SEEMS TO ACTIVELY HATE!!!

THIS SUNDAY (PUBLISHED MONDAY)

TWO FORCES OF SEISMIC POWER WILL CRASH TOGETHER LIKE BIG WET DOGS

ONE WILL ASCEND TO THE POWER OF A DEMIURGE

THE OTHER - CRASH TO THEIR UNUTTERABLE DOOM

IN..

THE

GREAT

CRYSTAL..

DEBATE!!!!!!!!!!