Tee2 was on fire tonight.
Teen2 - 'what good has ever come of random encounters?'
On hearing news of the survival of an old foe.
Teen2 - 'that's how evil I am, I'm spreading rumours that she's a slut'
Teen2 - 'I heard rumours of some guy with a metal vase that heals him, and since we killed that guy and took his vase, maybe this is it.'
On dragging a wounded horse into a forest to trade a valuable forest spirit favour for horse-healing.
DM - 'Two evil characters care that much about their horse?
Teen1 - It's an evil horse.'
Teen3 - 'I don't want to kill people for any really evil reasons. I don't mind killing people because sometimes they irritate me.'