Friday, 20 September 2013

You Are Being Followed By Assassins



There was a thing on G+ a while ago about being targeted by assassins.  So here is this scratch-built table to tell you what is going on.

You can compare levels. Probably total levels for all the assassins vs yours on your own.

 (Heeeeey. I changed some things so maybe it makes more sense and works better. Possibly. 

If anyone wants to hank this and/or dick around with it then do let me know becasue I think I might have invented it. Whaterver it is.)



Their Level
Your
Level

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
1
A
AK
T
AK
LU
KL
MV
LM
NW
MN
OX
NO
PY
OP
QZ
PQ
R$
QR
S£
2
AB
T
AB
TK
AK
BU
AK
LV
KL
MW
LM
NX
MN
OY
NO
PZ
OP
Q$
PQ
R£
3
AB
CU
AB
KU
AC
LU
AK
CV
AK
LW
KL
MX
LM
NY
MN
OZ
NO
P$
OP
Q£
4
BC
DV
AB
CV
AB
LV
AV
DM
AK
DW
AK
LX
KL
MY
LM
NZ
MN
O$
NO
P£
5
CD
EW
BC
DW
AB
CW
AB
MW
AW
EN
AK
EX
AK
LY
KL
MZ
LM
N$
MN
O£
6
DE
FX
CD
EX
BC
DX
AB
CX
AB
NX
AX
FO
AK
FY
AK
LZ
KL
M$
LM
N£
7
EF
GY
DE
FY
CD
EY
BC
DY
AB
CY
AB
OY
AY
PG
AK
GZ
AK
L$
KL
M£
8
FG
HZ
EF
GZ
DE
FZ
CD
EZ
BC
DZ
AB
CZ
AB
PZ
AZ
QH
AK
H$
AK
L£
9
GH
I$
EF
G$
EF
G$
DE
F$
CD
E$
BC
D$
AB
C$
AB
Q$
A$
RI
AK
I£
10
HI
J£
GH
I£
EF
G£
EF
G£
DE
F£
CD
E£
BC
D£
AB
C£
AB
R£
A£
JS



A – You think maybe you saw someone following you.
B – You know how many they are.
C – They don’t know you know.
D – You can see they are armed, and what with.
E – You know when they will attack.
F – You can lose them.
G- You can ghost them.
H – You know who sent them.
I – You can track them to their base.
J – You can trick them into thinking you’re dead.


K – They have found you.
L – They are behind you now.
M – They have your sleeping location.
N – They know your friends locations.
O – They know your weaknesses.
P – They know who you will run to.
Q – Your closest contact is one of them.
R – All of your contacts are theirs.
S – They intend to replace you with a double.


T – You didn’t leave that door unlocked.
U – Thieves avoid mugging you.
V – Friends leave town without warning.
W – Policemen laugh as you go past.
X – No-one will meet your eye.
Y – The street has emptied.
Z – They have your family.
$ - You need to kill their employer to escape.
£ - THE ATTACK IS NOW


Like almost everything I do a more focussed and precise person could probably do a better version not riddled with errors and inconstancies. But you know by now not to come here to a tidy mind.

(edited again)