Monday 5 November 2018

Questions you can ask me at Dragonmeet on the 1st December


What happened to that Kickstarter you were doing? Did you have another meltdown?

ITS STILL GOING TO HAPPEN. BY THE TIME DRAGONMEET HAPPENS IT SHOULD BE EITHER UP, OR JUST ABOUT TO GO UP.

LOOK UPON THESE BEAUTIFUL IMAGES! MOST/SOME OF WHICH YOU WILL FIND WITHIN! SEE HOW I STUMBLE ACCIDENTALLY INTO AND THEN MINDLESSLY EXPLOIT THE ARTISTIC GENIUS OF OTHERS?

IN THE WORDS OF DR DUROC HOG; 


"NOTHING CAN STOP THE TITANS’ RISE!”

 “REALITY SHALL DANCE TO MY FUNGAL CLAVICHORD!”




When is Broken Fire Regime coming out?

ITS. IN. DEVELOPMENT.

ACTUALLY, IT WILL BE COMING OUT AFTER DCO2.



So, when is DCO2 coming out?

ITS... IN DEVELOPMENT? JACOB HURST IS WORKING ON IT. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. AT LEAST TWO SPREADS ARE DONE. ARGUABLY.

LOOK YOU HAVEN'T SEE THE TEXTURES I'VE SEEN. THE TEXTURES.





Didn't your blog used to be good?

AT ONE POINT YES. MAYBE IT WILL BE AGAIN ONE DAY? PLEASE DON'T STOP READING I LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE.






Haven't you alienated everyone in this community yet?

MAYBE NOT EVERYONE? SOME PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM.






What's this I hear about you being a racist now Patrick? Are you going 'alt-right' did you take one of them red pills lad?

LOOK, EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE THE WELSH PEOPLE. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS.. OK, NONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE WELSH. BUT SOME OF MY FAMILY ARE? I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SPOKEN TO THEM IN YEARS. ARGUABLY MY MUM IS.

I HAVE NOT GONE CULTURE WAR SCHITZO YET. GIVE IT TIME.





Hell of a thing about G+ eh?

YES. HELL OF A THING. I EAGERLY AWAIT THE NEW GO WHO SHALL RISE.





Why are you standing facing the corner?

I HAVE DIFFICULTY PROCESSING LARGE CROWDS. I AM SORRY. I MAY BE 'ON THE SPECTRUM'.





What's up with you dumping all these small projects on us for money? You gouging us son?

I AM RUNNING OUT OF MONEY AND TRYING TO AVOID THE BISCUIT FACTORY AND CALL CENTRE. SURELY THE WORTH OF MY REASONABLY-PRICED PRODUCTS CAN BE SEEN IN THE JOY OF THOSE WHO RECEIVE THEM? MY PROFIT SHARING ARRANGEMENTS ARE HIGHLY EQUITABLE PLEASE FUND MY KICKSTARTER.





I've seen your Instagram, aren't you just spending it all on Warhammer Toys?

I CONSIDER THAT A MENTAL-HEALTH EXPENDITURE.






Do you even play D&D anymore?

I RUN A GAME ONCE A WEEK. 

4 comments:

  1. This is good. I was quite worried that we would have nothing to talk about.

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  2. Patrick, I've been a big fan of your work ever since I ran across it from Goblinpunch a few years ago. Keep it up bud, I'm holding my breath for Broken Fire Regime!

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  3. We'll never meet, but I love your work. For real. Looking forward to the Kickstarter(s?). And hoping for the best for you, no matter how many miniatures it takes.

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