Thursday 20 September 2012

Teens don't know what Evil means

What have I done? Teens have about as much native goodness as moonlight on am moths wing.

Tee2 was on fire tonight.

Teen2 - 'what good has ever come of random encounters?'

On hearing news of the survival of an old foe.

Teen2 - 'that's how evil I am, I'm spreading rumours that she's a slut'

Teen2 - 'I heard rumours of some guy with a metal vase that heals him, and since we killed that guy and took his vase, maybe this is it.'

On dragging a wounded horse into a forest to trade a valuable forest spirit favour for horse-healing.

DM - 'Two evil characters care that much about their horse?

Teen1 - It's an evil horse.'

Teen3 - 'I don't want to kill people for any really evil reasons. I don't mind killing people because sometimes they irritate me.'

4 comments:

  1. I love these guys, and so does my wife. Their story deserves to be told.

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    1. Teen1 and Teen2 went for noodles, when they came back the first thing Teen1 said was:

      "Wiggles! Which of us is sexier?"

      (Wiggles is both the nickname of teen3 and his characters name.)

      Teen3 looks down at his feet for a second, turns red and reluctantly shouts out ".... You are!"

      Teen1 - "Yesssss, told you."

      Teen2 - "It's a guys opinion, it doesn't count!"

      They had been arguing over whether Teen1 had edged out Teen2 in the queue for Noodles 'because I'm sexier' or for some other reason.

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    2. Oh dear Venn, what am I getting myself into this Thursday...

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  2. So happy that I can join you next Thursday and witness the evil firsthand!

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