Tee2 was on fire tonight.
Teen2 - 'what good has ever come
of random encounters?'
On hearing news of the survival
of an old foe.
Teen2 - 'that's how evil I am,
I'm spreading rumours that she's a slut'
Teen2 - 'I heard rumours of some
guy with a metal vase that heals him, and since we killed that guy
and took his vase, maybe this is it.'
On dragging a wounded horse into
a forest to trade a valuable forest spirit favour for horse-healing.
DM - 'Two evil characters care
that much about their horse?
Teen1 - It's an evil
horse.'
Teen3 - 'I don't want to kill
people for any really evil reasons. I don't mind killing
people because sometimes they irritate me.'
I love these guys, and so does my wife. Their story deserves to be told.
ReplyDeleteTeen1 and Teen2 went for noodles, when they came back the first thing Teen1 said was:
Delete"Wiggles! Which of us is sexier?"
(Wiggles is both the nickname of teen3 and his characters name.)
Teen3 looks down at his feet for a second, turns red and reluctantly shouts out ".... You are!"
Teen1 - "Yesssss, told you."
Teen2 - "It's a guys opinion, it doesn't count!"
They had been arguing over whether Teen1 had edged out Teen2 in the queue for Noodles 'because I'm sexier' or for some other reason.
Oh dear Venn, what am I getting myself into this Thursday...
DeleteSo happy that I can join you next Thursday and witness the evil firsthand!
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