A few weeks ago some friends and I were hanging around waiting to play Microscope. We spotted some 40K products in the corner and, driven by my buried adolescent self, I went to have a look.
The most important thing I discovered is that almost every language in the world describes the agents of the dark Future where there are No Hugs better than English. Each box of deathtoys has a translation of the contents in several languages and every single language in the world sounds cooler than mine.
It's payday and I just picked up the latest issue of White Dwarf, which is now a slightly dull corporatised magazine with nice photos. But there is still gold in the margins if you look for it.
Empire Witch Hunter - Hexenjager des Imperiums
OR! Cazador de Brujas
Empire Master Engineer - Maestro Ingeniero
Orcs & Goblins Mangler Squig - Garrapato Despachurrador
The Swarmlord - Senor de la Horda
Spacewolves Thunderwolf Cavalry - Caballeria Lobo de Trueno
Beastmen Ghorgon - Ecatombe degli Uominbestia