HA Ha ha.
You fools.
You see how easily I control you? My thoughts are eagle talons, yours are but mice.
Now focus the sharp spike of endorphins, outrage and surprise you felt when you saw that title.
Wait for a second... let it coagulate into shame about our ruined culture and your own willing part in its downfall.
Live with your shame for a moment. Live with your sin.
Luckily for you, as Pope of reality, I am currently selling indulgences from internet hell.
Go and help this guy. Click on this picture now.
A wild Charity Troll appears! Charity Troll uses 'This family needs fiscal aid!' It's highly effective (I hope).
ReplyDeleteNormally, I am pretty skeptical about these things. However, if you vouch for them, I will lend a hand.
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