Job?

It’s only just crossed my mind that I’m unemployed and need a job and have a blog that people sometimes read.

If anyone needs any writing or RPG work doing, drop me a line. If you want to know what I can do look over on the right, or just read the blog. I do this stuff for free so if you pay me I can probably do better. 

As a reward for reading through that corporate whoredom, here are the final requests from when I was doing requests. I DID NOT FORGET YOU MATT H, OK I DID A BIT.

“Thousands of years ago the archipelago was a thriving maritime civilization which dominated its neighbors through superior sorcerous firepower. It is now long defunct and, though it is a very long way from anywhere, a whole economy has sprung up around salvaging useful relics from the ruins. Think the 17th-century Javan spice trade. The locals, who are largely lizard people, consider all this wizard trash a nuisance at best, and they have an uneasy relationship with the weird militant strangers from the far seas who are going to force you into trading pacts whether you like it or not. What kind of treasure are they digging up on these islands and why is it worth the months of starvation and scurvy you have to go through to get there?

Alternatively, I don't know, a list of motivations for ghosts.”

But what if the things they were digging up were also motivations for a dead empire of ghosts and that was the source of their power and it was like ghost-colonialism (ghostlonial?) and people of the present were using artefacts to use memories of the past for political gain?  Sorry Matt, I mashed your requests up together to make one thing. Here are some things you could dig up that are also motivations for ghosts.

You could roll 2d6 if you like.

	FEAR	LOVE	HATRED	DUTY	GUILT	FAITH
COIN	Specie from the empire of MANPAC. Anyone eating a coin can consume one ghost	Worthless coppers, covered eyes of true loves corpse	Sold soul for this cash, will kill whomever has it.	Final payment for unfinished contract, mercenary ghost needs to get it done.	Forged coins bought an Empire. Ghosts will serve coin holders and detect fraud and lies	Whip of coins for greedy and faithless, following ghost eager to get back into it.
ART	Portrait only link to earth, destruction sends directly to hell.	Last image of only child, dies young.	Concerto stolen from hell, when played activates all nearby angry ghosts, makes more angry	Awful saccharine hyper-patriotic statue of Generals pathetic death, fills army ghosts with sadness/rage.	Automated playmate misfired and mashed a kid. Ghost of builder will inhabit toy and protect you as child.	Ikon of future prophet ghost is waiting for to be born. Ghost follows portrait doing compare & contrast.
WEAPONS	Psychopomp axe can cut ghost necks	Duelling blade broken defending lovers honour	“That killed me! It must be destroyed!”	“I will hold your oath fulfilled!” Aragorn-style bitches.	Badly forged blade broke at wrong moment. Possess it and blacksmith ghost will help you spot flaws in swords/tools.	Warhammer of healing. Blow to head dispels all negative statuses and does critical damage. Ghost wants to hit everyone.
GEMS	Gem throbs in hand, shows way to ghost bones (re potential defilement)	Wedding ring	Blood Diamonds. Your blood!	Swore to strangle daemon with own necklace of coal. Stole necklace, missed daemon. Up for some intermediate strangling between here & main target.	Pearl was poets price for abandoning someone they loved. If they help you woo someone you love they get to rest.	Irritating metaphorical jewel. Glass till you understand mystery, then giant diamond, but then you don’t want it. Confused ghost died trying to solve. Still trying.
CLOTHES	Wearing robes allows mortal to possess ghost & force action	Wedding dress/suit	Last remnant of evil fashion trend, must never be allowed to return. Activates all aesthetic ghosts.	Crown of dead kingdom. Ghost gotta serve yo.	Judges wig from dead corrupt judge. Wear it and judge will help you discern d100 lies then betray you.	Fake turin shroud inhabited by angry atheist ghost, will happly assist in fooling any and all faithful, any religion, out of bitterness re ghost form.
ARMOUR	Plate Suit, when opened, will chase nearest ghost & wrap around, imprisoning forever	Book of handwritten poems with an arrow shot into it.	Mirror shield shows dead their old living features. Undead always attack shield (or wielder)	Badly fitting plate. Each piece from Knight that failed to save king. Wear it and they save you and get to rest. One at a time though.	Loyal ghost of armoured dog. PUGWRAITH.	Symbolic shroud you wear instead of real armour Does nothing. When you die your ghost has to hang around till someone else dies wearing it.

 

A Zone of Silence

I have been reading a book about  songbirds and it has made me think about attention.

Songbirds basically can’t do shit to stay alive except know what’s going on. So they get good at it.

They each have territories which they return to again and again. The territories of different species overlap because they feed on different things in different ways. They sing boundaries, they have companion calls, which is one bird talking gently and continually to its mate when they are out of sight. This is a negative alarm, it goes off when the signal stops, that’s when they know something’s wrong. And there are various male aggression calls and so on but the thing that concerns us here is the alarms.

Birds listen to each other all the time. Other species listen too, they use the birds as an early warning system. They birds themselves don’t just listen to their own species, they know the patterns and alarms for every nearby bird. They all sing-semi continuously and they listen to each other. So the aural landscape of a forest is a web of mutually reinforcing signals. When one bird gives an alarm the others will know why and they will repeat and reinforce the signal. The signals have measurable shapes. If it’s a multi-species alarm, ie squirrels and chipmunks too, you know it’s a big deal.

Bird Plow – This is the big one. Usually caused by humans. This shows the presence of an unconcerned alien, abrupt, heedless and uncaring. We don’t kill many birds but they freak the fuck out when we go in there. Birds explode in every direction away from the point of entry, setting of sympathetic alarms from other birds, who then set off more alarms and so on. So an experienced tracker can see someone approaching two minutes before they come into sight by watching the birds.

Sentinel – The birds fly up to a vantage point, rank up and keep watch like guardsmen. If an alarm is spreading through the forest, it will stop at the sentinel line. This is one of a variety of factors designed to make sure alarms don’t just go on forever, spreading and combining. Birds a few feet away from a sentinel line will carry on as normal. Can be for unidentified threats, a form of containment.

Hook – If you spend fucking ages getting your body language right and familiarising yourself with the local forests, you can sometimes persuade birds to ‘hook’ instead of creating a bird plow. This is the alarm for a known predator like a local cat. The bird flys out of its perch away from you then ‘hooks’ back into the edge of its territory, just out of your expected reach. They will never move further than they need to, so you could estimate the leaping distance of a predator by the birds movements around it.

Popcorn – Popcorn is a series of hooks moving along the line of a threats advance as it goes through the forest. The birds ‘pop’ up in a line and circle back. The interesting thing about this is that you can tell there is a ground disturbance moving at a fast controlled pace. If it was accelerating and slowing down, that would be a different alarm. If it’s a person they have a calm, controlled demeanour, of they would have set off a bird plow. If it’s a predator you know it’s moving and not hunting. And you never need to see the cause, just the signal.

Umbrella – This is a dome of birds, facing towards the centre of the dome. This is for egg stealers, nest robbers, sometimes for dangerous predators that have just eaten so the threat level is down. Some birds dive-bomb the threat. If it moves it moves slower than a popcorn signal. The dome traces the threat.

Weasel – This is a good one. Weasels move much more randomly than other predators. They deliberately loop back, take strange paths, freeze for long purposeless periods. The alarm shaped by a weasel is shapeless and unfocused as the creatures disappears and re-appears. The birds can’t find it. That shapes their response and that’s how you know it’s a weasel.

These are the basic ones. The Bullet, the Ditch and the Hawk Drop are all forms of individual movement which can tell you the nature of a predator. Hawks that hunt in mid-air cause songbirds to drop a few meters down into the canopy and then carry on. Hawks that hunt in the forest are much more dangerous and provoke bullet and ditch evasion manoeuvres.

The Safety Barrier is a really elegant one. In this case you think the birds are feeding unusually close to you. In fact there is a more specific predator in the area and birds are using you as a kind of cover.

And finally the Zone of Silence. Hawks fly in silence, mainly because every bird around them shuts up when they are around. The size and shape and depth of the arrow if silence heading into the woods can tell you the size, threat and speed of the predator. And it cycles upwards, when the eagle fly’s past you can see the haws performing songbird manoeuvres to get out of the way. When you walk in the woods you probably carry a zone of silence with you. It’s a negative space. The nature of the absence tells you what causes it.

So why have I been thinking about this stuff?

Firstly I was thinking about druids and rangers. This is the kind of stuff they should know about and wouldn’t it be cool if you could model it in a game. But that requires the person playing the druid to continually ask the right questions and for the DM to give the right answers. Which is hard, and doesn’t scale across multiple gaming groups.

But maybe there is a way to cheat. Because the DM is the world we can invert the pattern of attention and turn it into a pattern of creation. Instead of imagining a bunch of orcs tramping through a forest and carefully modelling the shape of the bird plow they would create, we turn the process inside out. We could, perhaps use these patterns of attention to produce the effect they usually warn about.

I was thinking something like this.

	1 HD	2 HD	3 HD	4 HD	5 HD	6 HD	7 HD	8 HD
BIRD PLOW
SENTINEL
HOOK
POPCORN
PARABOLIC
WEASEL
SAFETY BARRIER
ZONE OF SILENCE

So two d8, one down, one across. I am not sure about what to put in the top row, but HD is already a pretty good abstract measure of threat right?

So, test roll, a 4hd monster generating a Popcorn alarm. Popcorn is always something familiar and not-currently-dangerously-active, so this is its habitat. That infers something natural But if we take into account a fantasy world with a fantasy forest, that could mean anything. A local ogre? Not dangerous, so probably just hunted some people. And it didn’t hunt the people here because no bird plow. Hunting kills create a lot of alarm.

The weasel alarm is good because all the freaky things like doppelgangers and displacer beasts can go in there.

So all you need to tell the druid is ‘you recognise a popcorn alarm about 50 meters away, its something much larger than you, moving in this direction at a steady pace, and it live here, or moves through here a lot’

To fill in the whole thing you would need to know a lot about D&D monsters. Maybe you wouldn’t want to fill it all in in order to leave fluidity. It also gets a bit mad towards the high HD monsters, but there are high HD birds in the monster manual that could give alarms. Does an eagle pulling hawk-drop like a songbird mean a dragon is overhead. And how big is a dragons zone of silence? 10-20 miles?

Once you understand a pattern of attention in the natural world, you should be able to abstract it, invert it, and turn it into a kind of unique generator, creating the things it was made to describe. I wonder if you could do it for other systems of nature?