Sunday 21 March 2021

Possible False Machine Book Titles

"The Usual Caveats About Copyright"

"The creative tension between visions of the future and the now"

"seem to have gone on a tangent again"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Pretty obvious Placeholder"

"possible tragic mistake"

"not really about anything really"

"Inevitable Backlash"

"I am not a rules guy"

"clearly not even about RPG's"

"And keep your concourse in the deeps of his shadowed world"

"Actual Play"

"a bit heavy for most people"

"Character Generation"


Opinions?

17 comments:

  1. Just throw in every possible buzz word that might be related and add a copyright symbol at the end

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  2. Some of these would make better Culture ship names than book titles

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    1. "Inevitable Backlash" is clearly a warship.

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  3. "Pretty obvious Placeholder" made me laugh

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  4. I like "a bit heavy for most people" or "clearly not even about RPG's"

    More possibilities:

    cast me into the blackened pit
    your memories clean of my imago
    So as not to offend God with the perfection of our work
    endless perambulations beneath the earth
    unchained from sex
    a Fabergé masturbatory fantasy
    Radical touch-bard
    A kind of angel to the weak and lost
    Wise, shrivelled teacher of fungal ways
    snipping at your neural web
    The Path of Noble Crime
    Freezing pants from clay-imagined lungs
    Americans wouldn't get it
    charming Wildean small-talk
    an invented schizoid history of the world
    Long ramble that goes nowhere
    The AntiRaggi
    the Gigaconspiracy
    An Ur-Text about violence
    whatever crazed bullshit I like
    a nightmare world of famine and infinite black
    Neurovore-blood ink for my poetry
    Speak With Air
    without shouts, without tears, without hopes, without regrets
    this gives you Parkinson’s
    congruity knots
    Causes vertigo
    symbiotic symbiodinium
    butterfly bipolarism
    thug bugs and bedlam birds
    spies, sophists and radical freaks
    the Ugly Face Clubb
    government by dance
    thoughtless, smug little-englander
    love is silent, wonder is silent, respect is silent, courage is silent
    Status can only be displayed through non-functional work
    beauty and imagination
    psychic energy

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    1. Speak With Air is a good one.

      Ugly Face Clubb is appealing too

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  5. I would buy "Pretty Obvious Placeholder" in a *snap*

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  6. It's all about unseeable
    Is this a brick?
    Psyducks are not Psygeese
    Warning! Being Welsh
    Dunwich was Disneyland
    Unambiguous and functional definition of osr at page 887
    A thousand thousands
    That ostrich
    Jacobite where pretty cool actually
    Is this another version of dco or fotvh?

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  7. 'Character Generation' has a nice amount of versatility. A bit flat next to 'Gen-X Warmaster', 'The Blatant Beast' or 'Die for the Frog-Emperor', but I understand that this is a collection, rather than something with its own identity.

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    1. Character Generation is a top five possibility definitely

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  8. I feel like there should be at least two books: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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  9. It's time to use "PRETENTIOUS UNPLAYABLE TRASH"

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  10. [insert abstruse reference here]

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