Otherpool Crime Gangs
Tokkys – Low, slumped thugalikes with heavy shoulders, bald
heads and drooping arms. Love violence for its own self’s love. Other gangs
start riots to pull a heist, they do a crime to start a riot, then roll in it
from that point on. Scrap-tech experts. Everything they drive and use is
kludged-by-hand from scrap and ruinated technology. Led by Lister from Red
Dwarf.
The Hive – All female misandrist pregnancy-and-death cult.
Dave Sim’s worst nightmare. Gaunt girls
in their hundreds on cult mind-control starvation diets. Swarm on you fearless
of death and rip you to shreds with carbon-reinforced nails, undetectable to
cops and not illegal anyway. Hive mother is a perma-pregnant Kathy Burke
The Aul-Fellahs – Spastic and terminal Alzheimer’s-gangsters
wearing combat-hospice cyber gear. Staggering stiffly, in their NHS exo-suits.
Brains wormed up from dementia and coke abuse. Semi-intelligent cortical
upgrades blinking on the sides of their heads. Lemniscate mnemo-loops auto-flag
the frontal lobes with who they are and where.It goes wrong sometimes or
doesn’t remember stuff right. They can be hacked too. All irredeemably evil
with experience of a lifetime of crime and harm. Terminal cases and uncaring of
the end. Lead by evil Daniel Day Lewis from ‘My Left Foot’.
LIPA-nauts – Fey, pretentious hyper-beautiful art gang. Swanning
around on superfast beautifully decaled silent motorbikes. All live in gated
communities you can’t get into, or in Chester (daddy’s house). Like knifing
people. Really good dancers. Tend to steal beautiful things and keep them
because no-one else appreciates them. Lead by Ziggy Stardust. They are a crying
race.
They have a black-clad drug-annihilation division. Homeless
on a parasitic perma-couch-surf in other people homes. Don’t let them in.
Islanders – Refugees from.. somewhere. No-one sure where it
was or exactly what ethnicity they are. Maybe an oceanic island chain, swamped
by global warming. Super-optimistic though. ‘Accepting’ of ‘all’. Drive around
in blocky cars. Tight family structure and creepy impenetrable caste system.
Some kind of positivist pseudo-religion. Energy weapons and high technology.
Futurists. Like hyper friendly Mormons meets the Hmong meets AIM. Lead by …
what Mormons do I know? ‘evil’ Vincent Baker.
So, when are we playing this?
ReplyDeleteNext wednesday?
DeleteAwesome. I can't stop giggling as I tremble in terror.
ReplyDeleteBut which one would win in a fight?
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