A trip to Warhammer World recently left me with a copy of the re-printed 'The Lost and the Dammed', to go along my copy of 'Slaves to Darkness'.
Of course, the fact that I now possess both means I can attempt the impossible; rolling up a Chaos Champion using the 'Realms of Chaos' system, RaW, that's Rules as Written.
I attempted this wonder on a friendly Discord, I have edited out the other responses but thank you to the unnamed person who came up with a PDF of 'Warhammer Armies' by Nigel Stillman.
(Yes, rolling on this wonderous labyrinth of tables did indeed require access to a totally seperate and long out-of-print book, in addition to the two expensive reprints I already had.)
Without further ado, let us witness the birth of Tristian le Tigre, Champion of Carnalpierce!
Part One - a Standard Human?
pjamesstuart;
Ok, #RoCRAW here I go..
"Generate the Champoins Starting Profile using the Starting Profile table..
is there a dice roller on here?
[1d100] Roll: [57] Result: 57
They are a... Human!
[1d100] Roll: [2] Result: 2
A standard human! 😭
Move 4, Weapons Skill 3, Ballistic Skill 3, Strength 3, Toughness 3, Wounds 1, Initiative 3, Attacks 1, Leadership 7, Intelligence 7, Cool 7 Will Power 7
Literally the most standard human you could imagine, no wonder they turned to chaos.
Next, the Starting Equipment Table
So, this is a point-spend thing where you get a certain semi random number of points and get to spend them depending on your level, but that level starts at "5 Hero or Wizard" while I am level 1 or zero, and this isn't mentioned, so I suppose I get no equipment
Next, I receive a 'Mark of Chaos' from my Patron. I am allowed to choose whether to follow Korne, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Tzeentch or Chaos Undivided.
I am also allowed to generate a Chaos Patron demon, so I will do that next.
Creating a Patron - the birth of Carnalpierce
My Demonic Patrons Origin is;
[1d3] Roll: [2] Result: 2
Its is "a composite demonic entity founded upon one or more highly focused souls - such souls are not dissolved in the warp but retain their own integrity as deamons."
Next, choose a mortal creature as a basis for the demon, refer to the Universal Creature Table and randomly generate a creature from it.
[3 1d10] Rolls:
[3] Result: 3
[4] Result: 4
[7] Result: 7
its a Troglodyte ...
[1d100] Roll: [33] Result: 33
just a standard Troglodyte...
Move 4, WS 3, BS 3, S 4, T 4, W 2, I 1, A 2, Ld 9, Int 4, Cl 9, WP 9
So despite being a standard demonic immortal Troglodyte this thing is actually better than my standard human champion, except for intelligence where it seems like I am smarter than my Patron
So this is clearly some shitty back-alley demonic patron deal between the absolute bottom of the barrel demon and some random schlub
Refer to the Chaos Attributes table and generate D6+3 attributes. (If it turns into a spawn or becomes mindless I am meant to re-roll.
[1d6+3] Roll: [2] Result: 5
Ok five attributes, here we go..
[5 1d100] Rolls:
[46] Result: 46
[13] Result: 13
[25] Result: 25
[1] Result: 1
[5] Result: 5
Ok that was meant to be 5 d100 so I will roll a d10 for each and add that as a single digit to the end
[5 1d10] Rolls:
[6] Result: 6
[5] Result: 5
[5] Result: 5
[2] Result: 2
[9] Result: 9
So me results are ...
466 - HORNS!
135 - BESTIAL FACE (see main chart...)
255 - CHAOS WERE (see main chart)
12 - AGILITY
59 - BESTIAL FACE (see main chart) again, I guess it can have two?
So for the 'Bestial Faces' there is a sub-table where usually they get the face of their patron god, but I feel like the horned troglodyte is a servant of chaos undivided so I will roll twice on the sub-sub table..
[2 1d20] Rolls:
[10] Result: 10
[18] Result: 18
One face is that of an EAGLE! (+1 bite attack and excellent vision gained.
The second is that of a SPIDER (+1 bite attack)
So the horned, agile troglodyte Demon has the face of an Eagle and the face of a Spider, but its also a Chaos Were, which means it has a second form, which means more sub-tables...
Generate a random Chaos Creature under the procedure set out under 'Instant' Chaos Spawn, but only give it D6 Chaos Attributes. Keep a seperate record of this creature, including a seperate record of fear points, as this is the mutants Chaos Were-Form
The mutant is now subject to frenzy, when it becomes frenzied it must make a WP test or become frenzied for the rest of the battle.
It gains +2 fear points when it changes into its new form
Ok, on to page 65 of 'Slaves to Darkness', only give it D6 Chaos Attributes
So, basic form first;
[1d6] Roll: [1] Result: 1
[1d10] Roll: [1] Result: 1
So its were-form basis is that of a GIANT BAT
How many Chaos Attributes..
[1d6] Roll: [2] Result: 2
TWO Chaos Attributes
[2 3d10] Rolls:
[8, 8, 5] Result: 21
[8, 6, 5] Result: 19
885 is ... TELEKINESIS!
865 is... TALL!
No sorry, 865 is TAIL!
"This tail is not strong enough to give the mutant a tail attack, nor can it manipulate anything if prehensile"
So! My Chaos Patron is a Demon of CHAOS UNDIVIDED. It has the form of a horned Troglodyte with two faces, one of an Eagle and one of a Spider. It is an agile being.
But it is also frenzied and if enraged will transform into the form of a giant bat with a prehensile (but not otherwise dangerous) tail, with the power of TELEKINESIS
"Modify the creatures profile as follows;
Strength - double up to a maximum of 10
Toughness - add +2 up to a maximum of 10
Wounds Double
Initiative Double"
Its stats should now be ;
Move 4, WS 3, BS 3, S 8, T 6, W 4, I 2, A 2, Ld 9, Int 4, Cl 9, WP 9
So still a lesser demon but now a bit more obviously demonic
"The creature grows to 1 1/2 times its size. It acquires horns, wings and a tail if it does not already have them....
Kind of feel like rolling horns to begin with was a bit of a waste but ok
So now its a HUGE horned, winged betailed troglodite which is agile with the face of an eagle and that of a spider, and it can were into a HUGE Giant Bat with Horns! Which is telekinetic!
C;
he had horns before it was cool
pjamesstuart;
The creature becomes demonic and is subject to the normal rules for Greater Demons, ie;
1. It cannot be harmed by normal weapons...
2. Its own attacks are magical
3. In the material universe the Demon will be subject to instability
4. It is not effected by psychological affects other than those caused by one of the four Great Powers in person
5. If it has spell casting powers it can use them without expending magic points.
6. It can fly as a swooper with a max speed of 32 and etc etc
7. Causes fear
So now he needs a name. "A name can be generated by the demonic name tables in 'Slaves to Darkness',
Ok, lets go..
"The number of elements in a Deamons name depends on the number associated with the Chaos God it serves.."
Its not quite RAW but lets say a D6
[1d6] Roll: [1] Result: 1
It has one element to its name..
[1d6] Roll: [6] Result: 6
[1d10] Roll: [7] Result: 7
So the demons TRUE NAME is..... EE
But it will also have a 'Use-Name'
First part..
[1d10] Roll: [4] Result: 4
[1d20] Roll: [2] Result: 2
'CARNAL' is the first part
Second part..
[1d10] Roll: [7] Result: 7
[1d20] Roll: [16] Result: 16
'PIERCE' is the second part
So, I serve the demon 'Carnalpierce' who's True Name (speak it not) is 'EE'
He beeth a great trogolodyte with wings, horns and a tail and one face be that of an Eagle for he sees all, and the other that of a Spider'
Yet he have a second more wrathful form, that of a great horned Bat, Huge as a dragon, which castes all about with only a thought.
'Carnalpierce' is a composite demonic entity founded upon one or more highly focused souls, and serves Chaos Undivided!
"Roll D6+3 times on the 'Demonic Trappings' table below..."
ok
[1d6+3] Roll: [1] Result: 4
[4 1d6] Rolls:
[3] Result: 3
[4] Result: 4
[2] Result: 2
[4] Result: 4
He wears CHAOS ARMOUR
He is MIGHTY in STRENGTH, making his Stats now
Move 4, WS 3, BS 3, S 10, T 6, W 4, I 2, A 2, Ld 9, Int 4, Cl 9, WP 9
And he wields a might CHAOS WEAPON
His weapon is....
[1d100] Roll: [38] Result: 38
a LONG BONE (eg femur)
A fitting weapon for the Dweller in Stone
I think thats it for the patron?
The Gifts of Chaos
The Champion recieves the 'Mark of Chaos' from his Patron.
ok
The Mark of Chaos Undivided...
"If the new Champion chooses to worship Chaos in its undivided glory rather etc etc.. he receives a Random Reward from the Chaos Rewards Table, he also receives a random Chaos Attribute.
Ok, the random Reward..
[1d100] Roll: [34] Result: 34
ok thats just a random attribute, so thats two attributes then..
[3 1d10] Rolls:
[4] Result: 4
[5] Result: 5
[10] Result: 10
450 is.... GROWTH! D3+1 times original size!
[1d3+1] Roll: [1] Result: 2
TWICE THE SIZE OF A MAN, his stats are now..
Move 5, Weapons Skill 3, Ballistic Skill 3, Strength 5, Toughness 4, Wounds 2, Initiative 2, Attacks 1, Leadership 7, Intelligence 6, Cool 7 Will Power 7
Plus one fear point
"Durrr, Carnalpierce make me big an strong durrr"
Z;
Hail Carnalpierce! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pjamesstuart;
[3 1d10] Rolls:
[10] Result: 10
[7] Result: 7
[8] Result: 8
78! is... BESTIAL FACE
[1d20] Roll: [19] Result: 19
The face of a TIGER! Plus one Bite Attack, plus Night Vision! Plus an extra Fear Point!
Move 5, Weapons Skill 3, Ballistic Skill 3, Strength 5, Toughness 4, Wounds 2, Initiative 2, Attacks 2, Leadership 7, Intelligence 6, Cool 7 Will Power 7
Fear Points - 2
"Raww grrr ragghhh"
Now I roll on my RETINUE TABLE...
F;
Someone has to kitbash this dude.
The Retinue of Tigerface
[1d100] Roll: [71] Result: 71
2d4 Mercenary Band and Captain
"Mercenaries retain their soldierly organisation and bravado but are otherwise very much like warbands in their way of life. Sometimes they will join a Chaos Champion whose reputation suggests a promise of loot and mutual protection."
"Mercenaries can be represented by any of the troops types included in the Bretonian or Empire Armies or Human Mercinary or Ally contingents in Warhammer Armies. Alternately you may prefer to equip them as a standard type with a basic profile, light armour, shields, and either double-handed swords, spear or crossbows.
It is certainly more interesting to generate them as if they were part of a defeated army. refer to Warhammer Armies and choose the list you wish to use. Randomly determine an army list from amongst all the ranks and file troops available to the army. All troops come with the basic equipment listed in the box, and there is a 50% chance the entire unit will be equipped with up to D3 of the options listed.
The Band is lead by a mercinary captain who will be of the same nationality and type as the others - he has a randomly determined profile...."
[1d100] Roll: [34] Result: 34
Captain is a 5 Hero - Move 4, WS 4, BS 4, S 4, T3, W 1, I 4, A 2, Ld 7, Cl 7, WP 7
[2d4] Roll: [2, 2] Result: 4
He leads a band of four men!
I don't think I have even a PDF of Warhammer Armies, if anyone does let me know
K;
Yes, I have that one
I have pdf
54 mb
Let me upload it to GDrive
pjamesstuart;
Thanks!
I feel like we are using it in the spirit intended.
C;
So I was picturing a Troglodyte like the D&D monster but they're presented a little differently here
pjamesstuart;
So, shall we go with Brettonian or Empire army?
Well, we can let the die decide. 1 for Empire, 2 for Brettonia.
[1d2] Roll: [2] Result: 2
A defeated Brettonian army!
Z;
are Bretonnians in this era of Warhammer already Francophone Round-Table knights?
C;
Pretty much
pjamesstuart;
It looks like even more so.
The rank and file troops choices are;
Villains, Ribalds, Arbalstiers, Rapscallions, Brigands and Rascals
Those are the actual troops choices names
Z;
delicious!
pjamesstuart
So if we go
1. Villains,
2. Ribalds,
3. Arbalstiers,
4. Rapscallions,
5. Brigands and
6. Rascals
[4 1d6] Rolls:
[2] Result: 2
[2] Result: 2
[5] Result: 5
[2] Result: 2
Three Ribalds and a Brigand
K;
three "2"?
This is rather nice
(I initially mis-saw the roll as it it was 4 "2" hence the reaction)
C;
ah nice, you roll for each individually?
pjamesstuart;
Its says "Randomly determine an amry list from amongst all the ranks and file troops available to the army." so I improvised
C;
Bretonnians of this edition are more frog and snail focused than they would be later
pjamesstuart;
These are 'Ribalds'
K;
This is not what dictionary told me but makes more sense
pjamesstuart;
Brigands
"All troops come with the basic equipment listed in the box, and there is a 50% chance the entire unit will be equipped with up to D3 of the options listed." what?
Ok a 50% chance for the Ribalds!
1 is yes, 2 is no
[1d2] Roll: [2] Result: 2
NO!
K;
I.e. Brigant might have a two-handed sword, I think
pjamesstuart;
And for the Brigand!
[1d2] Roll: [2] Result: 2
No!
K;
Nope
pjamesstuart;
So they just have crappy weapons and armour
makes sense if they have been defeated.
Z;
(Hope you don't mind me taking a look at the book @K damn, the book is fucking charming
K;
The link is free for all
I'll take it down in a few days but if people wish the pdf the pdf is here to download
pjamesstuart;
So according to this book a Level 5 Brettonian Hero is a 'Baron'
K;
Robber baron?
Or is it a Captain?
pjamesstuart ;
I will roll randomly to see what kind of unit he might have belonged to
1. Chevalier D'Honnour
2. Chevalier De Notre Dame de Battale
3. Noblesse d Epee
4. Chevallier Rampants
[1d4] Roll: [4] Result: 4
K;
Rampants...ram-pants? 🐏 + 👖
pjamesstuart;
Did he keep his barding and shield? 1 is yes, 2 is no
[1d2] Roll: [1] Result: 1
Yes! Mon Baronne!
So this was a Brettonian army that was badly beaten. This young Baron managed to escape with a handful of men.
If we take the original stat line as a guide, my Chaos Champion was just a Ribald to begin with, before he made a deal with 'Carnalpierce, the Dweller in Stone'. Now he 'leads' (he's a pretty dumb giant tiger-faced man) this doomed group of mercenaries, their honour long forgotten!
There are some 'Narrative Tables', the most omni-applicable looks to be the 'locations' table, lets see what we get..
[1d100] Roll: [22] Result: 22
"The wastelands of the north are full of ruins. Most were prosperous cities before the incursions of Chaos swept them away.Many of those desolate places shelter hidden treasures buried by their destruction. Most house more recent inhabitants in the form of warbands, rampaging bands of Beastment and other unwelcome creatures."
A bit boring but ok. Looks like we delved too greedily and too deep and I was confronted by 'Carnalpierce' in the caves of a ruined city in the northern wastes, and made a deal with Chaos.
K;
Holed up in wastelands after going for Chaos after the defeat and looking for some chaos artifact for their patron?
pjamesstuart;
All to save mon beloved Baronne..
I went here for a name for Mon Baronne https://www.realmofplastic.com/warhammer-fantasy-blog/bretonnia-character-name-generator-warhammer-fantasy
And got 'Gornemant de Grescfort'
Another random generator gives me;
The Champion of Carnalpierce - Tristian le Tigre!
His Mortal Lord - Sir Gornemant de Grescfort
Three Ribalds - Huchon Pie, Talbot Marcel, Guibert de Bonpre
And the Brigand Evrard du Mesnil
We stand ready to battle for Chaos! (and gold)
Its more poetic if he got warped there out of pure feudal loyalty, despereately trying to preserve the life of his lord!
So that was fun
Curious that most of the other characters were more interesting than the main chaos champion but still fun to do
Evrard, you brigand! Were you somehow behind all this?
Hang on, hang on, are *both* volumes available at Warhammer World still? I thought they had let the first go out of print (again).
ReplyDeleteI love stuff like this. As a teenager I could easily have spent entire afternoons just generating stuff with random tables like this.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me a bit of the weird Cyberpunk 2020 subgame of rolling up one's 'character history' or whatever it was called.
"Lifepath". Mike Pondsmith loves it. He put it in Mekton too.
DeleteRogue Trader, Slaves to Darkness, Lost and the Damned all for sale!
ReplyDeleteGreat Scott! I need to get to Nottingham.
Delete(Or GW needs to make them available on Mail Order, which would be sensible.)