Bunny World

My girlfriend asked for “a post-industrial bunny world where places are polluted and the bunnies have a social hierarchy that  revolves around vegetables because there is no longer enough fertile areas of land left to grow vegetables.”

The following bunny

1. Lord Hoppington

2. Vice Captain Nibbles

3. Doctor Flops

4. Lady Von Binks

5. The Marquis of poops

6. Professor Iscratchyou

7. Admiral Pawless

8. Baron White-belly

9. Madame Downey

10. Pontifex Thumps

Who is a fine example of a

1. Rex

2. Lop

3. Helicopter Lop

4. Dutch

5. Lionhead

6. Belgian Hare

7. Blue of ham

8. Dwarf

9. Angora

10. Harlequin

Seeks

1. The Carrot Codex

2. The Crown of the Broccoli Baron

3. A Seduction in Strawberry

4. The Cabbage Contract

5. A Parsnip Inheritance

6. A Dandelion Dowry

7. The Pea-Pod Peerage

8. A Bell Pepper Birthright

9. The Truth about Turnips

10. Celery Investments

At –

1. Agreeable drinks under the rail sidings.

2. Polo in the belly of a crashed tanker.

3. Luncheon on an overgrown roof.

4. A wedding in the burrows under an abandoned factory.

5. A dinner party in a roofless overgrown shopping centre.

6. The theatre on a grassy bypass.

7. A garden party of the forested landing strip.

8. Unexpected elevenses in a soil-filled truck.

9. A race in the old smelting works.

10. A dance on a downed dirigible.

But may be prevented by

1. An embarrassing disclosure.

2. An unfortunate faux-pas.

3. The gossip of rivals.

4. The miscommunication of a boon.

5. A brute of a cousin.

6. A revealing joke.

7. Drink.

8. The unrequited love of a serving girl.

9. An incompetent butler.

10. The tyranny of an ancient dependant.