tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post5192333521990292853..comments2024-03-27T01:28:28.346-07:00Comments on False Machine: RATMASTERpjamesstuarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13288777018721199748noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-63030532072450657382020-10-21T11:17:59.879-07:002020-10-21T11:17:59.879-07:00Yes, the time is ripe to enter linear gastrogeomet...Yes, the time is ripe to enter linear gastrogeometry now that the last dynasty has been felled by the Gelatinous TubeHer Christmas Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09445850026904816000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-1806892328035736702020-10-21T00:53:34.365-07:002020-10-21T00:53:34.365-07:00If you can build the Raymond you may be about to f...If you can build the Raymond you may be about to found a wealth dynasty based on expanded concepts for linear food.pjamesstuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13288777018721199748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-72903066157910279792020-10-20T22:25:37.020-07:002020-10-20T22:25:37.020-07:00Wine ray: Sort of a pun, sort of not
Sting ray: Mo...Wine ray: Sort of a pun, sort of not<br />Sting ray: Most deadly to he who loves you<br />Raymond: Like an almond, like a crunchy almond-flavored staff, a comfortingly linear alternative to the unseemly dacrocytic endocarp prunus dulcis<br />Ray of Nod: Reduces blood flow to extremities via arterial spasm, good for making foes drop their weapons and trip<br />Raygn: Mutated Dominate spell where victim regards you as the rightful sovereign<br />Rayte: Laser engrave your opinion of something into its surface. Impossible to remove. Ranges from a number on the forehead to the whole paragraph-down-the-ribs thing<br />Ray key: Beam of universal energy that heals subject for 2d6 HP. DM secretly annotates that the subject did not heal 2d6 HP<br />Ray mint: Sheath someone in gold leaf, Goldfinger-style. “Skin suffocation” follows<br />Raymbo: 50% chance of machinegun fire, 50% chance of a rainbow<br />Carly Ray Jepsen: Unstable point-to-point paging<br />Pay ray: Transmit gold coins to target coin purse. Subject to interception by ethereal filcher; burn 3% to insure transaction with contract daemon<br />Yea ray: Used to signal assent in large meetings. See “Nay” variant of Disintegrate <br />Sleigh ray: You can literally ride a sleigh down this ray<br />Spay ray: A cruel weapon<br />Gay ray: Imparts gaiety<br />Other common utility rays: Assay, Belay, Crochet, BuffetHer Christmas Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09445850026904816000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-46834680379789682172020-10-19T08:32:05.799-07:002020-10-19T08:32:05.799-07:00The Ratmaster reminds me of someone. The Ratmaster reminds me of someone. 3https://www.blogger.com/profile/04558415203475550181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-78928998343209248802020-10-16T04:35:51.255-07:002020-10-16T04:35:51.255-07:00pjamesstuart, yes but also eating a magical book o...pjamesstuart, yes but also eating a magical book or a wizard, and also "Usually its bidding is the stealing of things and threats of legal action." - I think it was after that these words I thought it was better than beholder would ever be. Kyanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992025061183651850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-16777290874784270822020-10-15T13:02:30.214-07:002020-10-15T13:02:30.214-07:00I mean turnabout is fair play. You should also rep...I mean turnabout is fair play. You should also replace all normal rodent vermin in the setting with ambulatory, belimbed eyes. Fairy stories would be replete with gluttonous eyeballs. Eyeball catchers would find ready work in every city, proudly wearing harvested sclera on hooks about their person.Dkrowleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14631124807344203974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-7860296010722962852020-10-15T10:46:17.339-07:002020-10-15T10:46:17.339-07:00I agree with KyanaI agree with Kyanamaxcan7https://www.blogger.com/profile/12504030224075149157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-50415960619487971142020-10-15T10:45:48.522-07:002020-10-15T10:45:48.522-07:00The "rat king" concept is really underap...The "rat king" concept is really underappreciated imo, but this feels like an evolution on that concept.maxcan7https://www.blogger.com/profile/12504030224075149157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-32900977237840186492020-10-15T05:57:13.569-07:002020-10-15T05:57:13.569-07:00Can confirm, it was the rat thing that did it. Bal...Can confirm, it was the rat thing that did it. Ball of rats > ball of eyestalks by far<br />Wonder what other things could be improved by turning them into ratsChris M-Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13848977898930684845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-64144624677484688542020-10-15T05:41:59.056-07:002020-10-15T05:41:59.056-07:00The Ratmaster would love twitter...The Ratmaster would love twitter...Phill Loehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06514395946590902991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-57637525472268718802020-10-15T04:59:17.440-07:002020-10-15T04:59:17.440-07:00It was the rat thing that did it, I'm sure. I ...It was the rat thing that did it, I'm sure. I kew it would be better made of rats.pjamesstuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13288777018721199748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4522018539311056682.post-40745197971793070212020-10-15T04:33:55.499-07:002020-10-15T04:33:55.499-07:00Replacing all my beholders with this, because it i...Replacing all my beholders with this, because it is so much better. Kyanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992025061183651850noreply@blogger.com