I picked up this book in the Library and idly flipped to an interesting looking chapter.
What I found was rather remarkable. This is a rather long quote, almost the whole chapter, which I hope the author won't be offended by. But holy fuck it is one hell of a Chapter;
"By the age of two John Amery had been considered unteachable. Jack, as he was known to his family, was a promiscuous and unrelenting bully of every child he came into contact with, but was also liable to manifest bizarre and perplexing behaviour - such as arriving at school wearing an enormous necklace of highly coloured wooden beads stretching almost to his knees. At the first sign of trouble he could be relied on to run away. Amery started masturbating at five, as well as acquiring the habit of making obscene drawings of women with breasts. His piece de resistance was to scatter pictures of penises around his nursery for his nurse to find. It was as if he were determined to demonstrate the truth of the belief, held by many at the time, that the children were naturally evil.
At his predatory school, West Downs, he immediately caused anxiety. 'Ideas of right and wrong,' said his headmaster, Mr Tindall, 'seemed to mean nothing to him.' John Amery's behaviour was always shot through with profound strangeness: his sentences sometimes degenerating into nonsense verse, his thoughts subversive and out of kilter with those of everyone around him. he dressed like a tramp, rarely washing and horrifying his parents by sporting a broken-down hat with a large piece bitten out of it.
Amery followed in his fathers footsteps to Harrow, though he wasted little time before making an audacious flit to the Continent. After escaping through the skylight of the family home, equipped with his father's wallet and service revolver, he briefly held a French customs officer hostage at gunpoint. In the hastily scribbled not he left behind he explained that his aim was to make for Lausanne, where he would work as a mechanic (he had recently become consumed by a passion with cars, an enthusiasm that would never leave him). 'In the position of a garage hand', he said on his reluctant return to school, he 'would be his own master, would not be driver and need not do more than he liked'.
The next few years of the 1930's would be punctuated by similar outrages. On a trip to Norway Amery sold the overcoat of a guest at his hotel and used the proceeds to buy the telephonist a gift; another time he tried to stab a tutor who had attempted to force him to take a walk. When caught he either laughed or flew into a violent rage. Amery elevated refusing to show remorse to a point of principle: 'Only saps wait,' was the law he lived his life by.
Amery, who had always given the impression of being older than his years, would regularly escape Harrow to go to London clubs, including Mrs Kate Meyricks infamous '43' on Gerrard Street, and lost his virginity at fourteen. In desperation his parents sent him to a school for English boys in Switzerland. On his return he was found to have contracted syphilis, which he claimed to have caught prostituting himself to men.
Although Amery asserted that his formal education effectively ceased at the age of fifteen, he was nevertheless bright enough to secure a place at Oxford - which he promptly abandoned in favour of entering the more glamorous film world, with which he had become obsessed. His mentor was Reginald Fogwell (telegraph address: 'Attaboy, Piccy, London'), a director with a talent for raising cash to make expensive disasters. Aged eighteen and armed with what he has learned from Fogwell (which was not much; by all accounts he was ignorant of even the most basic cinematic techniques), and an ambition to become the youngest living film director, Amery set up a film company with his schoolfriend David Mure and a couple of other contemporaries. They were joined in the enterprise by 'Count' Johnston Noad, an adventurer who had gained some noteriety in the twenties racing speedboats but subsequently turned to scams and crime. Noad claimed to be the cousin of the King of Montenegro, married a woman sufficiently notorious in the underworld to hae earned the nickname the 'Black Orchid' and, on being convicted of fraud after the war, shared a cell in Wakefield Prison with the atomic spy Klaus Fuchs. Nonetheless, leo Amery laboured under the cruel misapprehension that his son's new friend would be a beneficent influence.
.....................................
(Amery promises a feature film, takes the money & doesn't deliver)
.....................................
The 'Jungle Skies' fiasco was probably his biggest disaster, but its combination of incompetence and almost delusional grandiosity, glued together with low deceit, was typical of his business ventures over the next few years. Attempts to resurrect his film career were interleaved with persistent drunkeness, sexual perversion, dalliances with petty crime (generally in tandem with the count) and the odd desultory attempts to live something approaching a conventional existence. Amery's life was one of furtive deals made in the corners of Mayfair nightclubs, diamonds that were only diamonds if you didn't look too closely, companies that folded almost as soon as they formed, dusty lock-ups filled with French liquor and perfume, bad cheques, bad faith and lies. He had become the kind of fur-coated playboy who drove around the West End in a Rolls Royce with gold fittings but still cadged a pound from waitresses to buy a round of drinks. He lied so much and so often that even those who considered themselves his friends called him the 'Rat'. Before he was twenty he had committed seventy four motoring offences, thinking nothing of stopping his car and leaving it in the middle of the road if he fancied a drink.
....................................
This period gave further evidence of John's mental instability. he was convinced he was in constant danger of violent assault. He remained fixated by his teddy bear, and developed an obsession with his overcoat. He was in the habit of buying an extra seat at the cinema or theatre for it and would refuse to stay in a hotel or restaurant if staff insisted on putting his overcoat in the cloakroom.
John did not recognise what passed for conventional morality in the thirties: he was grubby, dishonest, flashy and cruel, and laughed at the values held by his contemplates (the final straw at Harrow was not, as might be expected, his 'shop stealing, moral breakdown and unsatisfactory work', but his refusal to submit to the prescribed punishment for 'deliberately slacking at cricket' - he had walked a bye rather than run it). On one occasion he pulled a revolver on another driver after their cars had collided. When the other man complained and threatened to call the police, Amery replied, 'We are not ordinary people. You can't do anything to us.'
.......................................
.... he fell under the spell of charismatic French fascist leader called Jaques Doriot. 'Grand Jaques', the self-made son of a blacksmith and seamstress, is many of the things that Amery is not. He is big and strong, his shoulders are powerful. he exudes health and confidence, and loves fighting and women. Amery's new friend is a former communist who at one time looked set to assume leadership of the party in France, but was instead defeated in a power struggle. His response was to launch his own Partie Populaire Francaise (PFF), which rapidly veered towards the extreme right. Doriot's fascist beliefs, a contemporary claims, are just the same he held as a communist, but 'turned inside out'.
Amery finds Doriot and everything he represents irresistible. John discovers that his flesh has changed, that a set of beliefs has slid beneath his ribs and into his soul. It is all too tempting to conceive of John Amery's fascism as being of a piece with the moral squalor that had defined his existence up until this point. But he saw it as good and true. It was not pure - he could never have claimed to posses a coherent set of doctrinally sound beliefs - but it was undoubtedly sincere. His existence was so disordered, shameful and absurd that without this belief in something better, something that gave meaning to his life, his brief spell on the planet may well have been briefer still: long before his encounter with Albert Pierrepoint he would have choked in a pool of his own vomit, or met his end staring wildly in a back alley as a knife sliced through his throat.
Facism allowed John Amery to convince himself that perhaps the causes of his unhappiness and insecurity might be located outside himself - in the actions of the wicked Jews, the exploitative capitalists and the sclerotic governments. It expanded his world - providing a home for his inchoate sense of rage and resentment, his narcissist's desire to be acclaimed - at the same time as it shrank it by prescribing the narrow and rigid doctrines of anti-Semitism and authoritarianism."
Friday, 28 July 2017
Wednesday, 26 July 2017
Char-Gen in Silent Titans
Part One
1hp
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2 hp
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3 hp
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9
or Less
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Max (Maximum) Goblins
Rail Gun (d10),
Polycarbonate Sports Jacket (Armour 2). An idiot from the future who thinks this is
a simulation.
|
Arkady Mesmer
Kalashnikov (d8 area), Land
Mine (3d10 area, single use), Medical Doctor – can heal damage to STR. Cold-War Russian Patriot
& full-on commie.
|
Bebghul Beltoon
Jezzail (d8, long range),
psychic link to his impressive Hawk, no man can kill him. Fated Afghan Mercenary
and Anglophobe.
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10
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Victoria Vanderbilt
Rifle (d8), Bayonet (d6), ‘Abdu’
Swahili Lighter Boy with Lamp. Unmarried debutante with famously ‘fine figure’.
Climbs like an ape.
|
Skeleton Eight
M16 (d8, area or long
range, slaved to his grip), Armour 2, Dark-Vision Eye. Cybernetic Veteran of a
near-future war. Has breakdowns & fears gunfire.
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Alan Bleasdale
Musket (d8), Fancy Suit.
Kleptomaniac. Can Pick Pockets without a roll but
can never too the truth to someone who’s pocket he has picked.
|
11
|
Captain Sam Starr
Rifle (d8), Modern Armour,
‘Bertilak’ – a Loyal Attack-Woodwose (S16,D15,W7(d6)).
Ex-con and experienced ‘Agent of Mystery’
|
‘Pixie’ Realism
Taser (d6), Pistol (d6),
Bolt-cutters, language-cracking phone-app,
‘Batman’-style grapple-gun.
Near-future thief, incursion specialist and
anonymous commenter
|
Ricky Stubbs
Rifle (d8), Mallet,
marbles, Fancy Hat, d6 Tear-Gas Grenades. Teenage Stowaway, Music-Hall fanatic and
chronic ‘gabber’.
|
12
|
India Flips
Club (d6), Throwing Knives
(d6). Expert
Gymnast and Contortionist. Charming, seems harmless. 13 years old.
|
Elizabeth ‘Lizzy’ Teetzman
Musket (d8), Friendly Mule.
Extremely Beautiful Pre-Raphaelites model, ex
slum-dweller and severe melancholic. Animals and fools are instantly charmed.
|
Sister Mary Philomena
Policeman’s Baton (d6),
Manacles, sewing bag with 2d4 Molotov Cocktails (d6 & Sets Alight). Former Nun and current
Pyromaniac,
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13
|
Jack ‘Iceberg’ Berg
Pistol (d6), Lead-Cored
Walking Stick (d6). Experienced Pugilist
Fist attacks do d6 damage. Can ‘read’ Hit Points.
65 years old.
|
Nikita Eeek
Sword (d6), Pistol (d6),
Painting Set, Amphetamines – hp immediately restored & all tests with
advantage for 1 hour, then at disadvantage till a long rest. Radical Artist, Exceptional Hair.
|
Zephaniah Williams
Pick-Axe (d6), Pistol (d6),
Smoke-Bomb, ‘Newport Rising’ - loyal hound. A coal-miner, rabble-rouser
and a Damned Chartist.
|
14
|
Godbold Stag-Star
Glass Sword (d6) Grappling
Hook A
fey-touched mesmerist and a Stag. Can make women hallucinate.
|
Porphyria Zome
Pistol (d6), Ball-bearings,
steel wire, Smoke-Bomb, lard, grapple, bag of flour, lots of rope. An extremely silly young
girl.
|
Goneril Pig-Maiden
Long Axe (d8), Throwing
Axes, juggling batons, Fire Oil. A failed juggler, competent card sharp, and a pig.ide
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15
|
Fanny Peel
Pistol Brace (d8), Ether.
Pug ‘Lord Wellington’ (STR
3, Bite (d2). Dowager obsessed with her small and useless dog.
|
Ahumm the Phoenician
Xiphos (d8), Fire Oil,
Hannibal the Trained Ferret.. Mercantile, crafty and faithful to Baal.
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Chastity Glean
Blackjack (d6), Derringer
(d4, close), Ether, Crowbar, Fiddle. A Plain Housemaid with Sapphic Drives.
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16
|
Thomas Thursday
Musket (d8), Pocket Watch,
Bomb. Educated
Laudanum addict, suspected (actual) Kropotkinist.
|
Mary Planks
Staff (d8), Tongs, Glue,
Small Ale barrel. Over-sociable Ale-Wife with
a sharp tongue and iron constitution.
|
Guy Grebe
Hatchet (d6), Net, Fire
Oil, Respirator. Shocked survivor of a submarine disaster. Severe claustrophobe.
|
17
|
Ruth Shuddering
British Cavalry Sabre (d6),
Musket (d8). Escaped
Prisoner & experienced cross-dresser.
|
Belinda Hive
Cleaver (d6), Jar of Ether. Spinster, former Bedlamite.
Sees Things.
|
Gislebert Le Clerc
Longsword (d8), Shield
(Armour 1), Writing Set. Norman Knight, Proud of his ability to read and write.
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18
|
Augustus Ephraim Brown
Shotgun (d8). Victorian Gentleman in
frock coat and top hat. Faints
Under Stress.
|
Issy Ganger
Stolen sword (d6) Stolen Silver Chalice (1g). Hysterical Serving Girl who
weeps too much.
|
Hyrelgas Moon-Wolf
Longbow (d8), Spyglass,
Pipe.
A rogue with a taste for wine and bitches, and a
Wolf.
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Part Two
4
hp
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5hp
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6
hp
|
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Philemon Phix
Colt 45 (d6), Badge. Cuffs.
Telepathy if target fails WIL save. They feel its use. Psychic cop on the edge
from a cyberpunk future..
|
Izreldis Cornovii
Were-Wolf d10 each to STR & DEX, d8 claws, silver
to harm, WIL test to return. Lover of the Horned God and hater of the Roman
Invaders..
|
Lady Jane Grey
An escaped Historical Theme-Park Robot. You do not
need to eat, drink or breathe and know absolutely you are Human.
|
9 or Less
|
Alice Bramble
Claymore (d8), Pistol (d6),
2 Acid Flasks, Family-Sized Bottle of Rohypnol. Delusional sailors daughter
brilliantly faking nobility.
|
Nazia Near
Pistol Brace (d8), Steel
Wire, Grappling Hook, 3 Haywire Grenades, (shut down machinery). Time-Travelling Robot
Hunter and secret Human-Supremacist
|
Wilma Wheatley
303 Lee-Enfield Rifle (d8),
Cleaver (d6), Samwise – a Highly Intelligent Pig. Butchers Wife and Born
Survivor.
|
10
|
Amity Silence
Bayonet (d6), Pistol (d6)
Wolf-Mask which bestows
illusion of being a wild wolf. Puritan refugee of the English Civil War.
|
Margi Clarke
Machete (d6), Pistol Brace
(d8), ‘King James’ the Talking Parrot, Never Sleeps. Pirate, Catholic ex-slave and
ardent Royalist.
|
Ignogin Deer-Queen
Club (d6), Longbow (d8), 3
Grenades, Military Night-Vision headset. A law-and-decency obsessed night-stalker and
vigilante. Also a Deer.
|
11
|
Bramwell Salvation
Pistol (d6), Rocket, Soap.
“Soup, Soap and Salvation”. Enthusiastic Methodist
and teetotaller. Fearless if singing. Affects group if they join in.
|
Emily Gondal
Harpoon Gun (d8), Baton
(d6)
Mordant Georgian Governess. Mildly Telekinetic -
can lift up to an apples mass with her neocortex & cook sausages with her
brain.
|
Nameless Pale
Branch-Club (d6), Organic
Tooth-Pistol (d6), Heavy-duty Bin-Bags. A pale and hairless clone, with no memory or
identity.
|
12
|
Cordelia Von Holtzendorf
Lantern, Climbing, Camping
and Mapping Equipment. Webley revolver (d6). Seems Grave and intelligent, actually a Daft Floozy and Outrageous
Flirt.
|
Renwein Goat-Saint
Bolt-Cutters, Blunderbuss
(d8, area), Fiddle. Obsessively independent, anti-authoritarian, intellectually and
literally omnivorous, and a Goat.
|
Fred Daggs
Lee-Enfield Rifle (d8), 3
Grenades (d6, area). 17 year-old Home Guard Member, fearful of ‘The Hun’. Has
sandwiches.
|
13
|
John Frost
Brace of Pistols (d8),
Cloak, Manacles, Mask, Vicars clothes. Deft & darkly handsome Highwayman with a
High Voice.
|
Peredur Sun-Sheep
Pistol (d6), Grease, Hand
Drill, Drum. A
skilled worker, strange ally, suspect friend, fierce foe and literally and
figurately a black sheep.
|
Charley Growling
Musket (d8), Bayonet (d6),
Knapsack. British Redcoat of the
Napoleonic Wars. Compulsive Gambler.
|
14
|
Galobroc
Bow (d6), Short Sword (d6),
Shield (1). Romano-British
Cynicht, Arthurian Loyalist & anti-Saxon obsessive. Sounds Welsh.
|
Oidwald Cow-King
Woodsman’s Axe (d8), Saw,
Animal Trap. A
bipolar would-be diabolist, nature-hater, and a Cow.
|
Kaeso Clovius Cato
Gladius (d6), Pilum (d6),
Lorca Segmentum & Shield (2). A rational Roman Legionnaire.
|
15
|
Dardan Boar-Woe
Whip (d6), Longbow (d8), Pack
of Marked Cards. A needlessly inappropriate Boar.
|
Cathleen Core
Pistol (d6), Whiskey. Insurrectionist Irish Washerwoman with a Hook Hand. Fenian sympathies.
|
Ragnar Bluetooth
Sword (d6), Bow (d6) Shield (Armour1). Riddle-Addict. Sometimes goes Berserk.
|
16
|
Stale Haggai
Musket (d8), Dog (STR 6,
Bite (d3). Old,
with a Wooden Leg and a shameful dog.
|
Odbrict Bull-Joy
Flintlock Pistol (d6), Net Trumpet,
Fishing Pole. Talks of ‘Looking after Number One’ Never actually does this. A Bull
with a heart of gold.
|
Wulfred Half-Woodwose
Hawthorn Club (d6). Roll a d6 three times on
the ‘Curse of the Woodwose” table. Ignore any doubles.
|
17
|
Edwin Fool-Bear
Halberd (d8). An extremely serious Christian with a
good baritone, also a Bear.
|
Seskia Groob
One Long Pin (d6, close). A Hideous Tobacco-Chewing Crone.
|
Sir Colgrin Cador the Pure
A Knight magically transformed into an Orangutan.
He cannot speak, but his heart is true.
|
18
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Monday, 24 July 2017
Best Cold Open?
What adventures have the best Cold opens or in medias res openings in which the PC's are already engaged in something active, or something complex and interesting is happening around them or to them and they need to make decisions NOW?
TSR's 'Eye of the Serpent' had this;
What other adventures had active or interesting openings?
You can comment or go to the G+ thread here.
TSR's 'Eye of the Serpent' had this;
This isn't exactly what I'm talking about as the PC's have no choice as to whether they end up in the birds talons. But I fucking love re-blogging this picture. And its pretty ballsy anyway. |
What other adventures had active or interesting openings?
You can comment or go to the G+ thread here.
Thursday, 20 July 2017
Held Kinetic Energy in Old School Combat Arenas
So you're running an old-school game and you want a set-piece fight. The rule-set doesn't like that.
The complexity is dumped into set design, chunky monster actions (like picking people up and throwing them, putting them in strange altered states) and whatever parts of the meta-text might show up in the fight (one monster is special friends with another and gets upset when they die, there are factions within the fight who want slightly seperate things).
A lot of the 'set design' of set-piece Old School fights come down to the stored kinetic energy hidden in elements of the environment.
A PC has to be able to do something to the environment that will unleash stored kinetic energy and hopefully act upon a seperate part of the battle space in a predictable yet unexpected way
Two fictional examples here;
The first is John McTiernan movies, especially the attack on the rebel base in Predator;
If you look at that long scene you'll notice that many of the times when a member of the main cast performs an action to alter the environment, it has an effect which is witnessed, usually by another main character, in a different part of the environment, and which often directly affects it. So the space of the scene is stitched together by this river of movement and action, the characters are connected to each other by kinetic effects which escape their frame of origin.
Die Hard has a bit of this as well, The Hunt for Red October. Not sure about the rest.
And the second is all Pirate Movies;
Thinking about it, its astonishing how much effect the kinetic qualities of a large sailing ship have on the general aspect of Pirate Movies.
(I am looking at the pseudo-kinesis of a heightened fictional pirate movie rather than age-of-sail movies. In real life rope costs money and you want to avoid it being cut, and there are limits to what physics can do.)
A ship as a whole is an environment under complex kinetic pressures, it is an engine designed to harness movement-energy from the sky. It has almost everything we would want from an old-school set-piece battle.
Multi Dimensionality - you can be up in the sails, on the deck, down in the ship itself, or in the sea. All completely different environments, all connected to each other in intuitively obvious ways.
Kinesis - all the ropes are under strain and there is always rope, you can climb up or down, cut ropes and have them pull you up, drop sails or ride them down, swing pretty much anywhere and, most important, almost always tie things to other things.
Meta Elements - a ships crew already has a hierarchy, there are specialist rules, you can see who is in charge, a decapitation strike on the captain or a last-minute negotiation is always a possibility. You are a complex, visible and intuitively graspable social system which the DM doesn't have to spend a lot of time having to explain.
The Pirate Ship even has a built-in 'not-dead-but-largely-out-of-the-fight' status with someone being knocked off the ship.
And the environment as a whole is doing something as you fight on and in it. Several things. The first of which is that it is floating, and if it stops doing that then you are in fucking trouble.
SO
There must be some kind of i
If we were to work backwards, stating that we want kinetically complex and interconnected environments, could we create a kind of ideal concept generator for OSR set-piece fight scenes? What would we get?
Windmills and Watermills - they have the blades or wheel and they have an inside with lots of stuff moving about that could be interrupted and messed about with. They have a big grinding thing you can chuck someone in and ruin the corn. The watermill has a river nearby.
Forges or anything based around fire. Large scale metalworking has those big contained crucibles that can be tipped, possibly channels of molten metal that can be diverted. The annoying ending to the last Hobbit movie had a lot of that.
Actually the 'We're just smelting a giant statue here and its nearly, _right this moment_, finished so don't have a fight here' scene is a good idea. Especially if the giant statue is eeeevil.
Dams or anything holding back a large pressure. Complex lock gates could work as well, though they are rather slow. This is non-optimal as it seems to reduce everything to one disastrous action, but that could be interesting in its own way.
Anything with a living process at its core that has its own logic and could get out of control, or where control of it could be manipulated. Maybe a chemical process like a brewery?
The shipyard with the ship about to launch. You've got the whole business with the rigging, the ship escaping into the water and whatever happens after.
The building site, especially if they are building something tall and *heavy*, things to fall, drop, cut, release, swing on and cause to interact with each other.
Mass transport scenes, especially with = big round barrels that can tip and roll, teams of horses that are straining on things, ropes holding things that can be cut, cranes hoisting things. usually this will happen at a margin between two environments or/and two social patterns, so the nomads of the sand ocean can be shouting at the river-thanes while the giant tortoise gets lose and the glue barrels roll from its back. Giant Animals are a kind of sub-ship only available in high fantasy. Now instead of worrying about the wind or whatever you are thinking about how this big animal is going to react to whatever is going on around it.
A traffic jam in an urban environment might be an interesting space for a big fight.
Of course I've nearly forgotten the parade, which shows up in so many action movies. A huge, moving para-reality acting adjacent to the main one, with its own costumes, roles and its own giant complex objects that it is moving about.
I don't think I've ever seen a D&D scene or fantasy action sequence in a giant protest, with crowds of protesters and law enforcement and all the crap they throw about, even though we have those all the time.
PORTALS! Like every Derping Age (early-21stC) action movie. Someone has opened a portal, and possibly there is more than one, so now we can hop about between the portals and things can fall in and out of them with ridiculous physics affects. Up on one portal side is down or across on another so leaping across _into_ one leads to you falling down out of another
Magic of course lets you replace ropes and tackle with almost any kind of element. Maybe the poetic chanting of the verse monks is keeping this kinetically complex temple/object up in its position and if you interrupt or _change_ the chants then its configuration will shift. Maybe the virgin sacrifice you are here to stop is whats keeping the silver tower spinning in place, but you can only stop it from inside the silver tower.
And I nearly forgot the classic Rope Bridge.
Any more...?
(I throw this one open to the floor.)
Oh, and all this crap is still going on; (FREE BLATHER AT THE BOTTOM IF YOU READ ALL THE WAY DOWN, AGAIN)
Rob Monroe
The complexity is dumped into set design, chunky monster actions (like picking people up and throwing them, putting them in strange altered states) and whatever parts of the meta-text might show up in the fight (one monster is special friends with another and gets upset when they die, there are factions within the fight who want slightly seperate things).
A lot of the 'set design' of set-piece Old School fights come down to the stored kinetic energy hidden in elements of the environment.
A PC has to be able to do something to the environment that will unleash stored kinetic energy and hopefully act upon a seperate part of the battle space in a predictable yet unexpected way
Two fictional examples here;
The first is John McTiernan movies, especially the attack on the rebel base in Predator;
If you look at that long scene you'll notice that many of the times when a member of the main cast performs an action to alter the environment, it has an effect which is witnessed, usually by another main character, in a different part of the environment, and which often directly affects it. So the space of the scene is stitched together by this river of movement and action, the characters are connected to each other by kinetic effects which escape their frame of origin.
Die Hard has a bit of this as well, The Hunt for Red October. Not sure about the rest.
And the second is all Pirate Movies;
Thinking about it, its astonishing how much effect the kinetic qualities of a large sailing ship have on the general aspect of Pirate Movies.
(I am looking at the pseudo-kinesis of a heightened fictional pirate movie rather than age-of-sail movies. In real life rope costs money and you want to avoid it being cut, and there are limits to what physics can do.)
A ship as a whole is an environment under complex kinetic pressures, it is an engine designed to harness movement-energy from the sky. It has almost everything we would want from an old-school set-piece battle.
Multi Dimensionality - you can be up in the sails, on the deck, down in the ship itself, or in the sea. All completely different environments, all connected to each other in intuitively obvious ways.
Kinesis - all the ropes are under strain and there is always rope, you can climb up or down, cut ropes and have them pull you up, drop sails or ride them down, swing pretty much anywhere and, most important, almost always tie things to other things.
Meta Elements - a ships crew already has a hierarchy, there are specialist rules, you can see who is in charge, a decapitation strike on the captain or a last-minute negotiation is always a possibility. You are a complex, visible and intuitively graspable social system which the DM doesn't have to spend a lot of time having to explain.
The Pirate Ship even has a built-in 'not-dead-but-largely-out-of-the-fight' status with someone being knocked off the ship.
And the environment as a whole is doing something as you fight on and in it. Several things. The first of which is that it is floating, and if it stops doing that then you are in fucking trouble.
SO
There must be some kind of i
If we were to work backwards, stating that we want kinetically complex and interconnected environments, could we create a kind of ideal concept generator for OSR set-piece fight scenes? What would we get?
Windmills and Watermills - they have the blades or wheel and they have an inside with lots of stuff moving about that could be interrupted and messed about with. They have a big grinding thing you can chuck someone in and ruin the corn. The watermill has a river nearby.
Forges or anything based around fire. Large scale metalworking has those big contained crucibles that can be tipped, possibly channels of molten metal that can be diverted. The annoying ending to the last Hobbit movie had a lot of that.
Actually the 'We're just smelting a giant statue here and its nearly, _right this moment_, finished so don't have a fight here' scene is a good idea. Especially if the giant statue is eeeevil.
Dams or anything holding back a large pressure. Complex lock gates could work as well, though they are rather slow. This is non-optimal as it seems to reduce everything to one disastrous action, but that could be interesting in its own way.
Anything with a living process at its core that has its own logic and could get out of control, or where control of it could be manipulated. Maybe a chemical process like a brewery?
The shipyard with the ship about to launch. You've got the whole business with the rigging, the ship escaping into the water and whatever happens after.
The building site, especially if they are building something tall and *heavy*, things to fall, drop, cut, release, swing on and cause to interact with each other.
Mass transport scenes, especially with = big round barrels that can tip and roll, teams of horses that are straining on things, ropes holding things that can be cut, cranes hoisting things. usually this will happen at a margin between two environments or/and two social patterns, so the nomads of the sand ocean can be shouting at the river-thanes while the giant tortoise gets lose and the glue barrels roll from its back. Giant Animals are a kind of sub-ship only available in high fantasy. Now instead of worrying about the wind or whatever you are thinking about how this big animal is going to react to whatever is going on around it.
A traffic jam in an urban environment might be an interesting space for a big fight.
Of course I've nearly forgotten the parade, which shows up in so many action movies. A huge, moving para-reality acting adjacent to the main one, with its own costumes, roles and its own giant complex objects that it is moving about.
I don't think I've ever seen a D&D scene or fantasy action sequence in a giant protest, with crowds of protesters and law enforcement and all the crap they throw about, even though we have those all the time.
PORTALS! Like every Derping Age (early-21stC) action movie. Someone has opened a portal, and possibly there is more than one, so now we can hop about between the portals and things can fall in and out of them with ridiculous physics affects. Up on one portal side is down or across on another so leaping across _into_ one leads to you falling down out of another
Magic of course lets you replace ropes and tackle with almost any kind of element. Maybe the poetic chanting of the verse monks is keeping this kinetically complex temple/object up in its position and if you interrupt or _change_ the chants then its configuration will shift. Maybe the virgin sacrifice you are here to stop is whats keeping the silver tower spinning in place, but you can only stop it from inside the silver tower.
And I nearly forgot the classic Rope Bridge.
Any more...?
(I throw this one open to the floor.)
Oh, and all this crap is still going on; (FREE BLATHER AT THE BOTTOM IF YOU READ ALL THE WAY DOWN, AGAIN)
Judges
Rob Monroe
Sean McCoy
Reece Carter
and
A. Miles Davis (Anson Davis)
Are all up for Judges in 2017
Best Adventure
Kiel is up with 'Blood in the Chocolate'
You can see my review of that here.
Best Cartography
Jez is up for 'The Cursed Chateau'
Best Electronic Book
Paul Baldowski was nice to me at a Con so vote for;
The Cthulhu Hack: The Haunter of the Dark
Best Free Product
'Santa is Dead' by In Search Of Games, is up.
This has a lot of OSR collaborators and fellow-travellers in it.
And Veins of the Earth by Scrap and I is up for;
Best Monster/Adversary
Best Rules
Best Writing
and..
Product of the Year
BUT..
NOT..
BEST..
ART?
(Scrap gives no fucks about this but I do.)
Here's the big voting button, click it to go vote;
Monday, 17 July 2017
I Need A Simpler Mouse Control Subsystem
You wake up.
"Was it good? That must have been a good
reward."
"Did you fugue? You know if you fugue you have to
report it."
You are wearing a white coat and a mask. Before you is a
gigantic glass mouse-maze, so wide you can't see the other side. There must be
a million mice inside, but they can't find each other. Off to either side are
rows of workers in white coats and mirror-masks. The person speaking to you is
one of these.
In Front
·
Embossed on the monitor; "THIS IS YOUR
MOUSE".
·
Flickering on the screen is a closeup of a white
mouse, somewhere in the maze.
·
The mouse has a chip in its head.
A ribbed, clear
plastic tube which ends in a pill container.
A set of brass
controls.
·
Embossed on them is; "ACTIVATE YOUR
CONTROLS IN PAIRS".
·
The Controls are;
o CHEESE
SMELL
o SPATIAL
MEMORY ALTERATION
o FEAR
(DIFFUSE)
o FEAR
(DIRECTIONAL)
Behind
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Liquid Mirror-Men patrol.
·
Alternating rows of doorways.
·
One type marked; ‘REPORTS’
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The other labelled; ‘MOUSE CONVERSION’
Controlling Your Mouse
·
Each round the PC must choose to activate two
controls.
·
Each activation gives two positions on the
chart.
·
Draw a line between those positions.
·
Play until the line crosses itself or forms a
loop.
·
If the line forms a loop, they are given a Reward Pill.
·
If the line crosses itself an ALARM sounds and
RED LIGHTS flash. The Mirror-Men take them to a ‘MOUSE CONVERSION’ reactor
CHEESE SMELL
|
SPATIAL MEMORY ALTERATION
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FEAR (DIFFUSE)
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FEAR (SDIRECTIONAL)
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CHEESE SMELL
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SPATIAL MEMORY ALTERATION
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FEAR (DIFFUSE)
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FEAR (DIRECTIONAL)
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Exits
Reward Pill
Taking the Reward Pill causes you to black out. Move to
‘Reality Gallery’.
Making a Report
The room is dark. The door closes and locks behind you.
You feel a sense of falling. Move to ‘Wolf Multitude’
Anything Else
Failing to Control your Mouse, Causing Disruption or any
other activity means the Mirror Men drag you to a ‘Mouse Conversion’ reactor.
You feel yourself shrinking and
transforming. A vacuum tube opens in the centre of the reactor and sucks you
down. You wake up in ‘Diagnosis’.